Making People Happy
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Presidential candidates,
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John Edwards
were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said,
"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window
right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied,
"I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window
and make ten people very happy."
John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes
and said to his co-pilot,
"Such big-shots back there.
I could throw all of them out of the window and make
156 million people very happy."
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John Edwards
were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said,
"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window
right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied,
"I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window
and make ten people very happy."
John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes
and said to his co-pilot,
"Such big-shots back there.
I could throw all of them out of the window and make
156 million people very happy."
Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk
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Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill, I
have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure
my presidential victory in 2008."
"Great, but how do you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well,
Hillary responded, we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy
clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop
at the pound and pick up a Labrador.
When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle
America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and
show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there".
A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel,
they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they
arrived at just the place they were looking for.
With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They stepped up to the bar,the
Bartender took a step back and said, " aren't you Bill and Hillary
Clinton?" Hillary answered, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you have
here. We were just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop and
take in some local color."
They then ordered a couple of cocktails from the bartender and proceed to
drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would
listen.
All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer comes
in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked
underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out the door.
A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog,
lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and then left the
bar.
Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers came
in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.
Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the
bartender over.
Tell me" said Hillary, "why did all those old farmers come in and look
under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of old custom?"
"Good Lord no," said the bartender. 'Its just that someone has told them
that there was a Labrador in this bar, with two ****!".David -
Presidential candidates,
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John Edwards
were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said,
"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window
right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied,
"I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window
and make ten people very happy."
John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes
and said to his co-pilot,
"Such big-shots back there.
I could throw all of them out of the window and make
156 million people very happy."
You cold hearted right wing radical Republican you!!! ROTFLMAO -
Presidential candidates,
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John Edwards
were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said,
"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window
right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied,
"I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window
and make ten people very happy."
John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes
and said to his co-pilot,
"Such big-shots back there.
I could throw all of them out of the window and make
156 million people very happy."
Waaaaaaa! that's a good one. Even got a chuckle out of this one.PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
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I LOVE it!
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Golden oldie, with different names.
