Best Actual Headlines of 2006

dorokusai
dorokusai Posts: 25,577
edited February 2007 in The Clubhouse
The Year's Best (actual) Headlines Of 2006:

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police
Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited February 2007
    Local High School Drop-Outs Cut in Half..

    too funny.
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited February 2007
    It's absolutely barbaric.
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,804
    edited February 2007
    dorokusai wrote:
    It's absolutely barbaric.

    You laughed, you know you did!
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • Refefer
    Refefer Posts: 1,280
    edited February 2007
    Hahaha... great list!
    Lovin that music year after year.

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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited February 2007
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    Terrific list Mark.

    Obviously, some one didn't bother to proof read what was written!

    Sad, but hysterical!
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited February 2007
    cfrizz wrote:
    Obviously, some one didn't bother to proof read what was written!
    They probably wrote them that way on purpose to get you look twice! :)
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,567
    edited February 2007
    Dude.... that... is hilarious.
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