Its Friday!

HBombToo
HBombToo Posts: 5,256
edited February 28 in Clubhouse Archives
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Just had to get it off my Chest.

Thanks for tolerating this Army Grunt for anther Week.

HBomb

Wheres the Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
***WAREMTAE***
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited August 2002
    I'm so effin ready to get outta here. Took 39 calls yesterday, I'm halfway into today sitting at 31 already....

    Eff these people, GO HOME PEOPLE, STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER....

    Canadian Whiskey depth charges in MHL tonight.... KA-BOOM!!!

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited August 2002
    Its Friday!
    ****-en A!
    Wheres the Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
    Made the beer run last night and it's chillen down in the fridge just waiting to be consumed during a second viewing of LotR tonight.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited August 2002
    And not a moment too soon. Troy (and the ultra-tolerant Wendi) just left here, and they wore me out. I don't think I'll be able to do any actual work today.

    Ah, look: the sun is shining!

    WEEKEND!

    Micah
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
  • flason
    flason Posts: 278
    edited August 2002
    How many of us are manning a pc support desk on a Friday? I think my favorite line here is "There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people".
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited August 2002
    So how was Troy Micah? He's an odd looking fellow, isn't he? Did you give him the 'grand' tour?

    Tell me he wasn't wearing a white Polo T-shirt with the collar up, and some blue shorts....

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited August 2002
    -bump-

    C'mon Micah, I need some details here.....
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited August 2002
    I'm having a great friday, just locking threads left and right! POWER! I wield it! Stand back!

    Troy was GREAT! We had fun. He and the long-suffering Wendi (we must've been in the demo room for an hour -- she's like, "Don't you have work to do?") got the little tour -- met Polk Paul -- and did some LSi demos with music and movie stuff. I'll wait till he does his "My Visit To Polk Audio" thread to go into detail, but I think they had a good time.

    He didn't look any odder than, say, ME.

    MC
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited August 2002
    Didn't write these.. just passing them along on a Friday. This seems to be quite the beer crowd.

    A Woman’s Prayer:

    Lord,

    Before I lay me down to sleep,

    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

    One who's handsome, smart and strong,

    One who's willy is thick and long.

    One who thinks before he speaks,

    When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.

    I pray that he is gainfully employed,

    And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

    Massages my back and begs to do more.

    Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

    Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"

    One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,

    In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!

    I pray that this man will love me to no end,

    And never attempt to shag my best friend.

    And as I kneel and pray by my bed,

    I look at the creep you sent me instead.

    Amen.

    ****************************************************A Man's Prayer:

    Lord,

    I pray for a nympho with huge **** who owns a beer store.

    Amen
  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,657
    edited August 2002
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."


    President of Club Polk

  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited August 2002
    Well, this is SORTA on topic, since it is FRIDAY....

    I can't stop WIPING my cornhole today (friday), I swear man, it's got a slow leak or some such....
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited August 2002
    Jeezus. Thank you for that image.
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited August 2002
    Man........... All I can think about is the South Park where Cartman go the anal probe!!!!!!!!!!!

    Russman, you are NUTS!

    Burdette, Good 1 man!!!!!!!
    ***WAREMTAE***
  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited August 2002
    Russ, click HERE for some help.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited August 2002
    Ya Russ... they can help with the extraction!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ***WAREMTAE***
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited August 2002
    Hey, I was just looking for some advice, and to see if anyone else experiences 'leaky butt' from time to time....

    I swear, I go to wipe, its like I just WENT.... but I didn't....
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited August 2002
    Sounds like an old song......drip, drip, drip little April showers.

    But, in your case, it applies a little differently.....squirt, squirt, squirt little brown eye flexing.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited August 2002
    JB Weld maybe???????????????
    ***WAREMTAE***
  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited August 2002
    I feel a little TOO MUCH love in this room now...
  • johnnyamerika
    johnnyamerika Posts: 382
    edited August 2002
    I'm thoroughly sickened. :)