Male Restroom Etiquette
BaggedLancer
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Nice. Very Nice.
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People at my work struggle to follow these rules.
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Man Law?
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yes, this is the law
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Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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Lots of unanswered questions. If you pee on the toilet seat, are you obligated to clean it up? And what's the shake threshold (i.e., number of times you shake it before it is officially classified as publicly beating off)?HT/2-channel Rig: Sony 50 LCD TV; Toshiba HD-A2 DVD player; Emotiva LMC-1 pre/pro; Rogue Audio M-120 monoblocks (modded); Placette RVC; Emotiva LPA-1 amp; Bada HD-22 tube CDP (modded); VMPS Tower II SE (fronts); DIY Clearwave Dynamic 4CC (center); Wharfedale Opus Tri-Surrounds (rear); and VMPS 215 sub
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Man that was funny.
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It is reassuring to know that someone is taking the time to put this precious knowledge into a form that can be passed on to future male generations.Sal Palooza
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Early B. wrote:Lots of unanswered questions. If you pee on the toilet seat, are you obligated to clean it up? And what's the shake threshold (i.e., number of times you shake it before it is officially classified as publicly beating off)?
If it's at work, I'd say clean it up. That could be you some day running into that stall cause you have a brown snake peeking out your **** and you end up not being able to use the toilet cause someone else pee'd on it. Imagine the distress you'd be in? Aim better next time.
As far as urinal shaking...my opinion is if no one is in the bathroom, shake as much as needed. If there are other occupants, do what feels right(less is better in this case
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But no shaking of your neighbor's member, no matter how helpful a mood you are in.
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I personally cant stand when Im using a urinal, on the very end & no others are in use, and someone walks in and has to use the urinal right next to me!! WTF is up with that sh%t.
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TennesseeOutlaw wrote:I personally cant stand when Im using a urinal, on the very end & no others are in use, and someone walks in and has to use the urinal right next to me!! WTF is up with that sh%t.
I'm sure this has been posted here before but here ya go... The Urinal Game
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Beats the piss outta me.
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What next? Beats the piss out of me.
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Early B. wrote:Lots of unanswered questions. If you pee on the toilet seat, are you obligated to clean it up? And what's the shake threshold (i.e., number of times you shake it before it is officially classified as publicly beating off)?
I think it was George Carlin who answerd this question many years ago.
If you shake more then twice, you are playing with yourself.
The 2 shake rule also keeps things quick.
I think this should be added to the man laws.Michael
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dudeinaroom wrote:Um......ok
LOL.....haha, nice joke.
He uses one of these on his knees or sitting down in a chair:
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thats funny that you put that link in your post , my wife and I were looking at that for our kids
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dudeinaroom wrote:thats funny that you put that link in your post , my wife and I were lokking at that for our kids
Looks like they are sold out. TennesseOutlaw must have got the last one.
