Never give an iguana Viagra

Demiurge
Demiurge Posts: 10,874
edited February 2007 in The Clubhouse
Thu Jan 25, 12:03 PM ET

ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his **** amputated in the next couple of days.


Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

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In the video the news reporter actually refers to his "hard" life and that things are "looking up" for the iguana.

:p
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,647
    edited February 2007
    Lol....
    Political Correctness'.........defined

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  • ledhed
    ledhed Posts: 1,088
    edited February 2007
    Demiurge wrote:
    Never give an iguana viagra

    There goes my weekend pet experiment...
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited February 2007
    Remember:

    You can lead an iguana to viagra, but you can't make him shrink.
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • ESavinon
    ESavinon Posts: 3,066
    edited February 2007
    Will it grow back?
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,786
    edited February 2007
    zombie boy 2000 wrote:
    Remember:

    You can lead an iguana to viagra, but you can't make him shrink.


    I'm officially taking up a collection to have a strong-armed thug pay a visit to ZB2000 to deliver a well deserved severe beating.


    :rolleyes:
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited February 2007
    You wanna iguana from Botswanna who's longa than anotha?
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited February 2007
    Demiurge wrote:
    The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

    As opposed to female iguanas that have three???
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited February 2007
    zombie boy 2000 wrote:
    You wanna iguana from Botswanna who's longa than anotha?
    Ohhhk. You sure are at it early today, aren't ya?

    :D
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited February 2007
    I loved when the news chick with big knockers said ****.
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  • sda2mike
    sda2mike Posts: 3,131
    edited February 2007
    yes...the news chick is a hottie!
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited February 2007
    There's talk of penises being lopped off and you guys are still talking about the hot chick. :p:p:p:p
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  • BaggedLancer
    BaggedLancer Posts: 6,371
    edited February 2007
    Yea, that chick definately enjoyed talking about how the Iguana had 2 penises.

    The things I could do if i had 2.....nevermind..
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  • steveducie
    steveducie Posts: 192
    edited February 2007
    :D:D:p
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,338
    edited February 2007
    This thread is worthless without pictures!
    Carl

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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited February 2007
    Click on the link to read the article.
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    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited February 2007
    LOL

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