Useless knowledge.....

dorokusai
dorokusai Posts: 25,577
edited January 2007 in The Clubhouse
Useless Facts

1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

2. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

3. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

6. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

7. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

8. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles.

9. 101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie. .

10. A pig's **** lasts for 30 minutes.

11. 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

12. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

13. Reindeer like to eat bananas.

14. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

15. The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

16. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

17. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

18. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

19. More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.

20. A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited January 2007
    This is awesome.
    The only one I think I already knew was that Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots.
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited January 2007
    I knew the Wendy one, though it may have been from a similar list.... though I would like to see some Snopes links for a few of those :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited January 2007
    I keep thinking about that pig...
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited January 2007
    As long as the pig doesn't keep thinking about you....
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • sda2mike
    sda2mike Posts: 3,131
    edited January 2007
    my wife's not a pig
  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited January 2007
    30 Minutes Damm!!
  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited January 2007
    10. A pig's **** lasts for 30 minutes. WOW NOW THATS BUSTING A NUT!!!!!:D
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
  • krabby5
    krabby5 Posts: 923
    edited January 2007
    dorokusai wrote:
    Useless Facts

    1. 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

    .

    not when I type...:D
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited January 2007
    Ol' "hunt and peck" Krabby...

    Funny, I always find that I need both of my hands when stewardesses are involved:confused:
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • unc2701
    unc2701 Posts: 3,587
    edited January 2007
    #6 is slightly off. The origin is a New York Times article from the late 80's, which using the data they have is accurate, but it fails to count all the cats that hit the pavement, splatter, and are never taken to the vet.
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  • PhantomOG
    PhantomOG Posts: 2,409
    edited January 2007
    dorokusai wrote:
    Useless Facts

    1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

    Are car horns one note, or a chord? I don't see how one note can be designated to a certain key... it must be a chord I guess. :confused:
  • snow
    snow Posts: 4,337
    edited January 2007
    unc2701 wrote:
    #6 is slightly off. The origin is a New York Times article from the late 80's, which using the data they have is accurate, but it fails to count all the cats that hit the pavement, splatter, and are never taken to the vet.
    all cats involved in the making of this movie were injured.:p wonder who was throwing the cats off the buildings, and how many they had to throw before they came up with that % ? REGARDS SNOW
    Well, I just pulled off the impossible by doing a double-blind comparison all by myself, purely by virtue of the fact that I completely and stupidly forgot what I did last. I guess that getting old does have its advantages after all :D
  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited January 2007
    PhantomOG wrote:
    Are car horns one note, or a chord? I don't see how one note can be designated to a certain key... it must be a chord I guess. :confused:

    I wouldn't say they're a "chord", but they're definitely multi-tonal. All a key is is a set of notes.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited January 2007
    Uh-oh...
    I think my stomach forgot to produce a layer of mucous.

    Nice knowing ya guys.
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited January 2007
    A lightyear is 6,000,000,000,000 miles.

    The nearest star is 4 light years away.

    The Milky Way galaxy is 100,000 light years across.

    The nearest galaxy is 2,000,000 light years away.
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  • SLOCOOKN
    SLOCOOKN Posts: 704
    edited January 2007
    MacLeod wrote:
    A lightyear is 6,000,000,000,000 miles.

    The nearest star is 4 light years away.

    The Milky Way galaxy is 100,000 light years across.

    The nearest galaxy is 2,000,000 light years away.

    So what you are saying is that we are stuck here on this silly little planet throwing cats' off roof tops, **** one handed stewardess and wondering why WE can't have 30 minute orgasms. Let alone have sex with our wifes?
    :eek: From the bottom it looks like a steep incline, From the top another down hill slope of mine.:mad: But I know the equilibrium's there!:cool: .."Faith No More" :D
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  • TennesseeOutlaw
    TennesseeOutlaw Posts: 414
    edited January 2007
    MacLeod wrote:
    A lightyear is 6,000,000,000,000 miles.

    The nearest star is 4 light years away.

    The Milky Way galaxy is 100,000 light years across.

    The nearest galaxy is 2,000,000 light years away.

    So I guess I got a chance, all be-it small, to get that Dukes Of Hazard lunch box with the "Boss Hog" thermus, before it's all over!!
  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited January 2007
    who did the scientific study on that one? 30 minutes of pig-pleasure. and how did they know for sure, by the look on its face? and who has it longer, the male or the female? ...these things i must know!

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    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited January 2007
    If my thing was curled like a pig's............:eek:
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  • SLOCOOKN
    SLOCOOKN Posts: 704
    edited January 2007
    BIZILL wrote:
    who did the scientific study on that one? 30 minutes of pig-pleasure. and how did they know for sure, by the look on its face? and who has it longer, the male or the female? ...these things i must know!

    You know it has to be the female! Took one of our ribs and derives all the pleasure out of it they can...Nature made it that way
    :eek: From the bottom it looks like a steep incline, From the top another down hill slope of mine.:mad: But I know the equilibrium's there!:cool: .."Faith No More" :D
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited January 2007
    MacLeod wrote:
    A lightyear is 6,000,000,000,000 miles.

    The nearest star is 4 light years away.

    The Milky Way galaxy is 100,000 light years across.

    The nearest galaxy is 2,000,000 light years away.

    Reminds me of Monty Python's Galaxy Song! (<- mp3 link) :
    Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
    And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
    That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
    A sun that is the source of all our power.
    The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
    Are moving at a million miles a day
    In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
    Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
    Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
    It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
    It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
    But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
    We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
    We go 'round every two hundred million years,
    And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
    In this amazing and expanding universe.

    The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
    In all of the directions it can whizz
    As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
    Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
    So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
    How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
    And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
    'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited January 2007
    SLOCOOKN wrote:
    Took one of our ribs
    ................

    We could have had better but it would have cost us an arm and a leg.
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  • SLOCOOKN
    SLOCOOKN Posts: 704
    edited January 2007
    ................

    We could have had better but it would have cost us an arm and a leg.
    Thats After you get married :)
    :eek: From the bottom it looks like a steep incline, From the top another down hill slope of mine.:mad: But I know the equilibrium's there!:cool: .."Faith No More" :D
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  • SLOCOOKN
    SLOCOOKN Posts: 704
    edited January 2007
    SLOCOOKN wrote:
    Thats After you get married :)

    The one in the middle ya' know.
    :eek: From the bottom it looks like a steep incline, From the top another down hill slope of mine.:mad: But I know the equilibrium's there!:cool: .."Faith No More" :D
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  • TheReaper
    TheReaper Posts: 636
    edited January 2007
    dorokusai wrote:
    Useless Facts

    4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
    Really useless, as peel-and-stick stamps have been out for a while :)
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited January 2007
    The horn on my truck sounds alittle light in the loafers..!!
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited January 2007
    bobman1235 wrote:
    Reminds me of Monty Python's Galaxy Song! (<- mp3 link) :

    Or that part of Particle Man by They Might Be Giants:

    Universe man, Universe man
    Size of the entire universe man
    Usually kind to smaller man
    Universe man

    He's got a watch with a minute hand,
    Millenium hand and an eon hand
    When they meet it's a happy land
    Powerful man, universe man
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited January 2007
    dorokusai wrote:
    12. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

    I'll try to remember this one....
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited January 2007
    rookie, works for man-eaters as well. (crazy drunken women)

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited January 2007
    unc2701 wrote:
    #6 is slightly off. The origin is a New York Times article from the late 80's, which using the data they have is accurate, but it fails to count all the cats that hit the pavement, splatter, and are never taken to the vet.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! How EFFFING true!