Cucumber, Pickle & ****..

aaharvel

aaharvel Posts: 4,489

January 2007 edited February 2007 in The Clubhouse

Cucumber, Pickle & ****...

A Cucumber, a Pickle and a **** were all sitting around one day
talking about how much their lives suck.

The Cucumber said,
"Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy,
someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."

So the Pickle looked at him and said,
"You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy,
someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."

The **** glared at both of them and said,
"You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over my head, sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."

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Ricardo Posts: 10,636

January 2007 edited January 2007

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Good!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shizelbs Posts: 7,433

January 2007 edited January 2007

All of us at work are laughing hard over this one.

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Mike682 Posts: 2,074

January 2007 edited January 2007

Good one!:D

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Demiurge Posts: 10,874

January 2007 edited January 2007

Shizelbs wrote:

All of us at work are laughing hard over this one.

That's kind of creepy, especially at a **** joke and all.

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petrym Posts: 1,912

January 2007 edited January 2007

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I heard it as:
...and makes me do push ups until I puke and pass out!

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Shizelbs Posts: 7,433

January 2007 edited January 2007

Demiurge wrote:

That's kind of creepy, especially at a **** joke and all.

The worst part is when I laughed it made me shoot milk out my nose.

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Demiurge Posts: 10,874

January 2007 edited January 2007

haha

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TennesseeOutlaw Posts: 414

January 2007 edited January 2007

TFF!! Love it.. Ill be telling that one tomorrow!

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pacificoastbear Posts: 105

February 2007 edited February 2007

worth a bump ...

lol

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atrustsd Posts: 27

February 2007 edited February 2007

Who would of thought that throwing up could feel so good.

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MSALLA Posts: 1,602

February 2007 edited February 2007

With any luck I will put that theory to test later tonight.

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atrustsd Posts: 27

February 2007 edited February 2007

Good luck I hope you find something softer than a wall. LOL

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pblanc Posts: 261

February 2007 edited February 2007

Title of this thread sounds like the ingedients for a Hannibal Lecter sandwich.

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Mazeroth Posts: 1,585

February 2007 edited February 2007

Rarely do I laugh out loud over a joke. That was effin hilarious!

Thanks!

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dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609

February 2007 edited February 2007

hehe

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