Classic Clinton Humor

markmarc
markmarc Posts: 2,309
edited January 2007 in The Clubhouse
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a
show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill
Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.

Number 2 - He smoked weed.

Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets
a
check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
Panky between the Bushes."


---Ya gotta love it
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited January 2007
    lmao! classic.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited January 2007
    Very nice.
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited January 2007
    Excellent... :D
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  • TennesseeOutlaw
    TennesseeOutlaw Posts: 414
    edited January 2007
    That was damn good.. I think I've seen this comedian on Comedy Central..
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2007
    ROFL

    Good stuff!
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited January 2007
    I miss Bill too.

    The media and Hollywood loved him and so you werent beat over the head with doom and gloom every time you turned on the news or a tv show.
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2007
    MacLeod wrote:
    The media and Hollywood loved him and so you werent beat over the head with doom and gloom every time you turned on the news or a tv show.
    Maybe not, but you knew it was coming just the same. :D
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited January 2007
    An now Hillary wants to be President. That should be good for a few votes from the bleeding hearts. My only question is, How many bleeding hearts will there be in the USA come 2008. This should be good.
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited January 2007
    I'm sure it'll bring a lot more voters out of the closet.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,645
    edited January 2007
    An now Hillary wants to be President.

    Now, that is a JOKE!!!
    Political Correctness'.........defined

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  • markmarc
    markmarc Posts: 2,309
    edited January 2007
    I'm no Hillary fan, but at least she is right about sending more troops to Afghanistan to nail the resurgent Taliban. Afterall, they were in bed with Al Qaida, which attacked our country.

    Out of the Dems running, I'd like to see Richardson of NM be their nominee. Excellent international credentials, leadership from being head of a st. government.
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  • PolkWannabie
    PolkWannabie Posts: 2,763
    edited January 2007
    Hilliary is never right ( or correct either ) ... She is whatever is necessary at the moment to float in the prevailing wind ...
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