i have a drinking problem

Micah Cohen
Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
edited February 28 in Clubhouse Archives
Yesterday, in the middle of a business unit meeting, I spilled coffee on myself -- Jenny and Greg both saw me do it -- right on the crotch area of my pants, so it looked like I peed myself. Luckily the meeting was long enough (it's Polk Audio, The Meeting Specialists, after all) that the wet spot dried and my pants didn't stain or anything.

And just now, I took a big gulp of my coffee and -- blip! -- I spilled it all down the front of my gray t-shirt, staining my t-shirt with an obvious coffee-colored "I spilled my coffee like a dork" stain.

What is my problem?

MC
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited July 2002
    You know, it's funny you should mention that......

    I drink water all day, big glass with ice cubes. At least once a day, I don't shake up the cubes and they get lodged to the glass or something so that when I take a drink a huge chunk of ice comes free and I spill water all over myself. So, yeah, not only am I an idiot, I look the part most of the time as well.

    BDT
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited July 2002
    What is my problem?
    Ohhhhhh man, I could really have fun with this one. Let's get the list started. I'll go first....

    1. No dates (with females) in years (Justin doesn't count).



    Peace Out~:D
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  • Steve@3dai
    Steve@3dai Posts: 983
    edited July 2002
    What are you talking about? Justin has plenty of chicks with his WRX :)

    My wagon can just fit more than his sedan ;)

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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited July 2002
    Look on the bright side, at least you're not as bad as Ted Striker. Now THAT was a drinking problem...*laughs*

    Surely you can't be serious.
    I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited July 2002
    "Look's like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!"


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Lee Bailey
    Lee Bailey Posts: 71
    edited July 2002
    Micah, obviously you should not try to talk while drinking coffee!
    Please feel free to visit my Home Theater Page at The Bailey's Home Theatre in our Living Room.
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  • jmasterj
    jmasterj Posts: 327
    edited July 2002
    Are you sure it's coffee you're drinking? I'm just a Polkie but it
    sounds like denial to me. Or it could be denial and a bladder problem. hum ?
    JmasterJ Polk to the Death
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  • Audioreality
    Audioreality Posts: 23
    edited July 2002
    Sounds to me like the old " hole-in-your-lip" problem. Happens to me all the time, especially after 4:20. I seem to "forget" how to take a drink.
    HA Ha ha hmmm...
    I suggest using straws.
    Drink boxes are nice too.
    You should of heard just what i've seen.
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  • hotwheelman
    hotwheelman Posts: 1,300
    edited August 2002
    I'll tell you somthing else that's just about as embarrasing, try sitting with a customer conversating about their remodeling project, a couple of items fall off your lap onto the floor, you bend over to pick pick them up and ........the biggest poo you have ever heard before emerges from your ****, doh I hate when that happens. Well I guess that gives true meaning to the old saying,sheeat happens..............:eek: :lol: Oh yeah, I read you on the coffee thing too, been there done that and did'nt even get a freekin tee shirt........:D
    "Its worked so far but we're not out yet."
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  • rskarvan
    rskarvan Posts: 2,374
    edited August 2002
    Micah... maybe you should have a sippie cup made with
    the Polk Logo for your morning java. Just a thought.
    It would be best if it were one of those "weeble/wobble"
    sippee cups. And, by the way, you should use the old
    "black-banner-thank-you" Polk Logo with the little heart for the new sippee cup.
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