A Joke on a HangOver Day

HBombToo

Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says,
" I clocked you at 80 mph. sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at
60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly,
"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't
have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be
thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
clenched teeth, " Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not
wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on, but
took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my
license out of my back pocket."

The wife says," Now dear you know very well that you didn't
have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when
you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT TO
HELL UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your
husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Oh heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking.

nascarmann

Audioreality

Now that was genuinely funny.

Talk about "one of those days"
I'll bet that has actually happened to some guy.