Oakland Raiders - Breaking News

Demiurge
Demiurge Posts: 10,874
edited November 2006 in The Clubhouse
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!



Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the "GOAL LINE". Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited November 2006
    Yep, They SUCK big time.
    Testing
    Testing
    Testing
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited November 2006
    WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHahaaa.......wait, Im a Titans fan. Id better not laugh too much. :o
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  • szhleppy
    szhleppy Posts: 320
    edited November 2006
    Try being a Cardinals fan boys...I've considered burning my season tix.
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited November 2006
    Yeah right... they wouldn't have shut down practice. They would've snorted it then kept going... only faster.
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited November 2006
    WAAAAAAAAAAA Too funny.
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  • John in MA
    John in MA Posts: 1,010
    edited November 2006
    The Pats had that trouble last Sunday. This morning they ripped up the grass and started putting in turf. Commitment to victory. Maybe that'll work for the Raiders.

    Nah, Oakland's hopeless.
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,338
    edited November 2006
    The Steelers showed the Raiders the end zone a couple of weeks ago. The Raiders had no trouble finding it.
    Carl

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  • ledhed
    ledhed Posts: 1,088
    edited November 2006
    MacLeod wrote:
    WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHahaaa.......wait, Im a Titans fan. Id better not laugh too much. :o

    Now that I'm in Nashville, I thought I could go to a few games. Then I realized, whats the point?
    God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. - Romans 5:8
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited November 2006
    Good one.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited November 2006
    Hilarious! Surprisingly, The Ravens are getting to know it very well lately.
    No excuses!
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  • Polkapops
    Polkapops Posts: 267
    edited November 2006
    Too funny!
    Good one, Demi.........
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