Official Club Polk Pumpkin Carving Contest

RuSsMaN
RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
I'm throwing down the gauntlet, whatcha got ****?
Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited October 2006
    i give up, you win
    Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited October 2006
    Good thing the kids are talented.

    Tell them I said nice job.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited October 2006
    I took a Charter Arms .38 revolver to mine, and he looks like John Lennon.

    I give up too, though, you win.
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,338
    edited October 2006
    WOW! I thought that one of the pumpkins looked like Jim Morrison:D
    Carl

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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited October 2006
    Demiurge wrote:
    I took a Charter Arms .38 revolver to mine, and he looks like John Lennon.

    I give up too, though, you win.


    That was truly f#cked up. Notice no smiley???

    Some **** ain't funny, man.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited October 2006
    amulford wrote:
    That was truly f#cked up. Notice no smiley???

    Some **** ain't funny, man.

    Time heals all wounds, and tragedy spawns comedy. Remember that the next time you laugh at the joke of which someone was the butt of. Later.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited October 2006
    All I know is that these three scared the crap out the neighborhood kids....
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited October 2006
    Awesome Shack.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited October 2006
    Demiurge wrote:
    Time heals all wounds, and tragedy spawns comedy. Remember that the next time you laugh at the joke of which someone was the butt of. Later.

    Correct. Tragedy + time = comedy. Tried and true rule.

    Man law.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • scottvamp
    scottvamp Posts: 3,277
    edited October 2006
    Thats like people having a cow with the latest South Park episode with the croc hunter. I was pissed because they spoiled my costume this year....:D

    Hey Ron, nice work - them pumpkin carve kits are really cool. I have done some nice ones in the past.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited October 2006
    Ron?

    First to post a pumpkin with 'Polk Audio' or just plain 'Polk' for that matter wins a set of 4 foot terminated coat hanger, I mean anti-cables.

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Dennis Gardner
    Dennis Gardner Posts: 4,861
    edited October 2006
    Not mine, but worth the post...................
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  • scottvamp
    scottvamp Posts: 3,277
    edited October 2006
    That's freaking SWEET!!!!:D
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited October 2006
    Demiurge wrote:
    I took a Charter Arms .38 revolver to mine, and he looks like John Lennon.

    I give up too, though, you win.


    I didn't think this was funny either. you must be a young punk.. anyone over 30 wouldn't think this was funny. But to each his own. :mad:
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited October 2006
    RuSsMaN wrote:
    I'm throwing down the gauntlet, whatcha got ****?
    take that!
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,736
    edited October 2006
    danger boy wrote:
    I didn't think this was funny either. you must be a young punk.. anyone over 30 wouldn't think this was funny. But to each his own. :mad:


    Substitute "Yoko Ono" for "John Lennon" than you're okay.
    Sal Palooza
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,591
    edited October 2006
    Shack.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



    Demi, really bad.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • Polk65
    Polk65 Posts: 1,405
    edited October 2006
    Ya know... I felt that was in bad taste while reading it Demi. Now I just recalled being held up with a revolver stuck in my ribs. Bad joke. And time does not heal all wounds. The heart remembers, and I'm not talking about John Lennon.

    Damn Shack, I have soda water spewed on my monitor now. Thanks. :D
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited October 2006
    mrbigbluelight wrote:
    Substitute "Yoko Ono" for "John Lennon" than you're okay.

    That's just bad taste right there. Shame on you.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited October 2006
    scottvamp wrote:
    Thats like people having a cow with the latest South Park episode with the croc hunter. I was pissed because they spoiled my costume this year....:D

    I think it is very telling of our society that more people get pissed about the Croc Hunter being included in the latest episode in Hell, yet you rarely hear any protests against the fact that the creators of South Park regularly place Mahatma Gandhi in hell... not saying either is acceptable, just something to think about.
    I suppose celebrities strike more of a nerve...


    As usual, my pun'kins suck royally this year... I think I'll save the neighborhood kids some trouble and run over 'em with my car:D
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • Polk65
    Polk65 Posts: 1,405
    edited October 2006

    ....
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited October 2006
    Shack you deserve a prize for that one. Terrific!
    Michael ;)
    In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
    NORTH of 60°
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  • jdhdiggs
    jdhdiggs Posts: 4,305
    edited October 2006
    Come on people on with the pumpkins!

    For Russman (not ours, Ours got stomped last night):
    There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited October 2006
    Seems like a good place for this...

    http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/The_Great_Pumpkin_Fiasco/?m=new&tf=all
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • Polk65
    Polk65 Posts: 1,405
    edited October 2006

    ....
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited October 2006
    schwarcw wrote:
    WOW! I thought that one of the pumpkins looked like Jim Morrison:D


    I thought the same thing,,photo # 3:)
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited October 2006
    No words to describe this....
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited October 2006
    Frank.....that is just wrong!
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,591
    edited October 2006
    LOL......very wrong!
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited October 2006
    a fatter **** than mine. you do NOT see that everyday :D
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