Cover Letters from Hell

MrNightly
MrNightly Posts: 3,370
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
Thought this site was a crack up.

http://www.killianadvertising.com/coverletters.html

Enjoy.
Honoured to be, an original SOPA founding member
Stuff...

RTi12's - front
CSi5 - center
FXi3's - surrounds
RTi4's - surrounds
SVS PB12-NSD/2 - sub :D:D:D
Denon 3805
Rotel RB-985 5-Channel Amplifier

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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited October 2006
    hey, I'm retarded... need a new employee?
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

    Home Setup: Sony VPL-VW85 Projo, 92" Stewart Firehawk, Pioneer Elite SC-65, PS3, RTi12 fronts, CSi5, FXi6 rears, RTi6 surround backs, RTi4 height, MFW-15 Subwoofer.

    Car Setup: OEM Radio, RF 360.2v2, Polk SR6500 quad amped off 4 Xtant 1.1 100w mono amps, Xtant 6.1 to run an eD 13av.2, all Stinger wiring and Raammat deadener.
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited October 2006
    Gold, Jerry! Gold!!
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • wodom1
    wodom1 Posts: 1,054
    edited October 2006
    It's hard to believe how stupid some people can be. I have never submitted a cover letter for any of my resumes. So far, I have a 100% success rate with sending out my resume, getting interviewed, and then hired.
    "I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot of people being artistic and creative. Not true, and it made me very depressed."

    Thom Yorke of Radiohead

    SOPA. Bow down before me, ****. Want a cookie?


    Polk Audio LSi15
    Polk Audio LSiC
    Polk Audio FXi30
    Samsung LN-T4061F 40" 1080P LCD HDTV
    Sony Playstation 3
    Outlaw Model 990 Pre/Pro
    Rotel 985 MK II
    Rotel 1072 CDP
    Soundstage Vacuum II tube pre
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited October 2006
    I think some of the folks who post on this forum may have written those. They're probably reading them now saying "what's wrong with that?!"
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited October 2006
    Getting hired? No problem. Then again, I guess it depends on what type of position you are applying for.
    Michael ;)
    In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
    NORTH of 60°
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited October 2006
    The dumbing down of America.
    Sharp Elite 70
    Anthem D2V 3D
    Parasound 5250
    Parasound HCA 1000 A
    Parasound HCA 1000
    Oppo BDP 95
    Von Schweikert VR4 Jr R/L Fronts
    Von Schweikert LCR 4 Center
    Totem Mask Surrounds X4
    Hsu ULS-15 Quad Drive Subwoofers
    Sony PS3
    Squeezebox Touch

    Polk Atrium 7s on the patio just to keep my foot in the door.
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