The day my butt went psycho.
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http://www.scholastic.ca/titles/butt/aboutthebooks.htm#uranus
Link allows you to play, "Move Your Butt" game online.
...kind of gives you a new appreciation for the American education system.
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And the sequel.....
Zombie Butts From Uranus! by Andy Griffiths
I can just imagine some canadian kid going to his mom and saying
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And we wonder why kids are the way they are today
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LOL! I bet the kids love those books (I know my six year old would.)
With Larry the Cable Guy to our credit, we 'Mericans have little to be haughty about.
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Well I suppose everyone needs start reading somewhere.
Psycho Butt is to literature
as
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Wow, weird coincidence, I was thinking mine went psycho just this morning. :eek:
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I've been sh$tting like a goose this morning. 3 BIG movements so far, wtf did I eat?Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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RuSsMaN wrote:I've been sh$tting like a goose this morning. 3 BIG movements so far, wtf did I eat?
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RuSsMaN wrote:I've been sh$tting like a goose this morning. 3 BIG movements so far, wtf did I eat?
How exactly does a goose ****?:DI never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore -
Interesting first chapter of reading in that book. Better written than I thought it would be. Give it a read for yourself.
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zombie boy 2000 wrote:How exactly does a goose ****?:D
They're notorious for shitting all the time, everywhere. -
Demiurge wrote:They're notorious for shitting all the time, everywhere.
I can honestly say I learned something new today. I can't wait to share this tidbit with the next person I meet:DI never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore -
zombie boy 2000 wrote:I can honestly say I learned something new today. I can't wait to share this tidbit with the next person I meet:D
The term "Like **** through a goose," is used a lot too. Especially for people that just spent a lot of money. -
The Day My Butt Went Psycho... ??
I'm offended.
It would more correctly be "The Day My Butt Developed Special Needs".
How about "The Day My Butt Got PMS" ?
Or how about "The Day My Butt Acted Like Every Other Driver On The Road Besides Me" ?? -
A couple of strategically place swan decoys will soon de-slime your drive, boat dock, etc.Demiurge wrote:They're notorious for shitting all the time, everywhere.
And, lest we forget, "as full of **** as a Christmas Goose." One of my father's favorite quips.Demiurge wrote:The term "Like **** through a goose," is used a lot too. Especially for people that just spent a lot of money.
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BlueMDPicker wrote:And, lest we forget, "as full of **** as a Christmas Goose." One of my father's favorite quips.
Oooh, oooh.... let me try.
(ahem)
What's good for the goose, is good for the bladder.
well, I guess that's more urinary-related:DI never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore -
Bladder? Did you mean "gander"?
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naw, it was a play on words, dont forget Hogan's Goat!!!
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BlueMDPicker wrote:A couple of strategically place swan decoys will soon de-slime your drive, boat dock, etc.
And, lest we forget, "as full of **** as a Christmas Goose." One of my father's favorite quips.
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Demiurge wrote:They're notorious for shitting all the time, everywhere.
+1 We have them at our work campus, its like walking through a minefield when I go to get breakfast in the morning. -
Think swan decoys... no ****.
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"You can't polish a ****...."I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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"Better know your **** from shinola..."I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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I didn't think it was possible, but this thread actually devolved:eek:I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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You know how guys sit in the stands at a ballgame, Polk gathering, Church etc. When they lean forward, resting their forearms on their knees?
I call that the Fecal Position.
Check it out, 10 to 1 that's EXACTLY what they look like when they are blowing mud.Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service. -
RuSsMaN wrote:You know how guys sit in the stands at a ballgame, Polk gathering, Church etc. When they lean forward, resting their forearms on their knees?
I call that the Fecal Position.
Check it out, 10 to 1 that's EXACTLY what they look like when they are blowing mud.
Double-word combination score on "blowing mud" and "Fecal Position"
I think Russ just took it to the next level ladies and gents....
The chips are down. Who's going to rise to the challenge?I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore -
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Just when I think you people can't sound any more backwoods, you pull these abstract phrases that normal people aren't familiar with.........Demiurge wrote:The term "Like **** through a goose,"comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
