Getting tickets sucks!

PolkThug
PolkThug Posts: 7,532
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a **** Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I goes up to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked ****. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a ****. My car was parked around the corner ...
Never Forget
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited August 2006
    ROFLMREO!!!!! That's the best one I've heard in a looooong time!!!!
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited August 2006
    Booo!

    Ya got me. I was halfway thru that thinking "you dumbass Thuggy! You shoulda just kept your mouth shut". :o
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,624
    edited August 2006
    lol.........that's **** hilarious.......
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited August 2006
    Love it Funny **** :)

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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,732
    edited August 2006
    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited August 2006
    lol had me fooled for a second
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited August 2006
    "Last time I read that I fell off my dinosaur..."

    Or something along those lines ;)

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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited August 2006
    "Last time I read that I fell off my dinosaur and broke my newspaper"....man, I love that line, too!
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    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited August 2006
    Fawker....













    cut and pasted elsewhere.
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited August 2006
    :p:p
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited August 2006
    hahaha that's awesome! It'd be even funnier if you actually did it!
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited August 2006
    I don't see how that is funny.:mad:











    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!:D Just kidding he he
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited August 2006
    wingnut4772 wrote:
    I don't see how that is funny.:mad:
    That's cuz you're a pencil neck ****!!:p
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited August 2006
    Frank Z wrote:
    That's cuz you're a pencil neck ****!!:p
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    George Grand wrote: »
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    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited August 2006
    Frank Z wrote:
    That's cuz you're a pencil neck ****!!:p


    :D:D:D Yes and I LOVE it Mwah ha ha !:p
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  • Poee7R
    Poee7R Posts: 904
    edited August 2006
    Haha thats awesome.

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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited August 2006
    Thuggy --

    I can't lie... you had me:D
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited August 2006
    wingnut4772 wrote:
    :D:D:D Yes and I LOVE it Mwah ha ha !:p

    Just what we need, a chick with a gun, handcuffs and an attitude. :D

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  • Gaara
    Gaara Posts: 2,415
    edited August 2006
    No more reading during work, I started laughing at this and had to quickly stop myself, considering I am working with three other people (including my boss) at one table. I played it off as a sneeze gone wrong.
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