Snakes on a plane, Samuel L. Jackson call

AndyGwis
AndyGwis Posts: 3,655
edited February 2007 in The Clubhouse
Hey Guys,

You can go online and customize a call from Samuel L. Jackson to anyone you wish via phone or email. It's pretty funny. They get a generic call about snakes on a plane with some customized info you fill out online.

If you're bored at work or have nothing else to do, try it out. No affiliation. Enjoy!

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,728
    edited August 2006
  • faster100
    faster100 Posts: 6,124
    edited August 2006
    " We Have Snakes On The Plane " Lol Samuel L , Come On Now,
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited August 2006
    Not to de-rail this thread.....

    But, am I the only person that thinks this will be one of the dumbest movies of the year if not the decade. Hopefully it's not a sign that Samuel L.'s career is going down the tubes, because he's one of my favorite modern-day actors and I'd hate to see him go out doing b-flicks or worse.

    Maybe the movie will be better than the title suggests, maybe.....
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  • faster100
    faster100 Posts: 6,124
    edited August 2006
    My wife told me the other day, it supposed to be so bad that they arent even running previews before movies for this one, .. dont know what source she had found that on
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited August 2006
    They were going to change the title, and Samuel said he would quit the project if they didn't keep it "Snakes on a plane."
  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited August 2006
    The previews look stupid.
    I think this one is going to bomb.

    Another disconnected Hollywood flic.

    If you hype it they will come.

    Edit: I will have to try the link later when I have more time.
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  • lomic
    lomic Posts: 407
    edited August 2006
    No, you're right. This movie is so dumb it proceeds through all scales of crap known to man, twice, and in doing so finds itself back on top as one of the greatest movies of all time - plus the title is just icing on the cake.

    The genius is having a seasoned actor such as Mr. Jackson in such an apparently horrible film. Not only in a starring role, but as well he is actively promoting the movie more than an actor normally would.

    Its popularity is so great that J.K.Rowling is considering a Harry Potter spinoff book series "Snape's on a Plane"
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  • tommyboy
    tommyboy Posts: 1,414
    edited August 2006
    This snakes on a plane "facts" from movies.com says it all:D


    "SNAKES ON A PLANE FACTS

    An assassin lets a bunch of poisonous snakes loose on a passenger plane in an attempt to kill a witness being shepherded to Los Angeles from Hawaii by an FBI agent (Samuel L. Jackson)."

    I think more people will see this just so they can say they saw the worst movie of all time then to see a good flick. I think samuel L. Jackson's career has really gone down hill since he was in star wars. just my opinion.
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  • AndyGwis
    AndyGwis Posts: 3,655
    edited August 2006
    I think Samuel L. Jackson will take ANY role that pays his asking price. Not even sure this guy bothers reading the scripts anymore. . . probably why he has done something like 100 movies.

    The link is funny, but I'm not paying money to see that movie. It's definitely creating quite a buzz, though. I bet it makes money even though it's probably one of the worst things that will have come out of Hollywood in a while. . . and that's saying something.

    Wait, all hype and no substance; sounds like some audio companies I know of.
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  • fireshoes
    fireshoes Posts: 3,167
    edited August 2006
    Pretty funny link. My friend called and said he just got an interesting phone call.
  • millerman 3732
    millerman 3732 Posts: 1,488
    edited August 2006
    I did this to my wife this moring, she call me back a little later and said '' some man just called screaming at me and told me to quit painting my finger nails and get in my tin can car and carry you to some movie Aug 18, do you know anything about it? I told her no.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited August 2006
    OH MY ****! This is hilarious.
  • Dennis Gardner
    Dennis Gardner Posts: 4,861
    edited August 2006
    My son was swimming over at a friend's and put it on speakerphone for all his buddies to hear and then called me back and wanted to know how I knew Samuel L. Jackson..........funny stuff.
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited August 2006
    This might not be that bad. Looks to me from the trailer I saw at Superman that they know this is a dumb idea and theyre just having fun with it....at least I hope so.

    Either way, Im a big fan of the Bad Muthafukka and Ill probably wind up seeing this at least on DVD.
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  • noimposse
    noimposse Posts: 264
    edited August 2006
    OH MY DEAR LORD!

    This has to be the greatest thing ever. Ive sent this to almost everyone I know...and gotten calls back from friends laughing so hard they were crying.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited August 2006
    I think it's just plain funny.
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited August 2006
    Love it

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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited August 2006
    :mad: It can't say my name or any of my nicknames.:mad:

    Still pretty funny.

    Maybe this movie is like the airplane flicks?
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  • Schris22
    Schris22 Posts: 983
    edited August 2006
    this is pretty funny just send out a few.

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  • Drumingman
    Drumingman Posts: 348
    edited August 2006
    AndyGwis wrote:
    I think Samuel L. Jackson will take ANY role that pays his asking price. Not even sure this guy bothers reading the scripts anymore. . . probably why he has done something like 100 movies.

    The link is funny, but I'm not paying money to see that movie. It's definitely creating quite a buzz, though. I bet it makes money even though it's probably one of the worst things that will have come out of Hollywood in a while. . . and that's saying something.

    Wait, all hype and no substance; sounds like some audio companies I know of.


    You are right and for this reason he's rumoured to be one the the richest men in hollywood. I'll take that job too.
  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited August 2006
    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/snakes_on_a_plane/?critic=columns

    Looks like reviews are favorable so far....

    Odd since they elected to not prescreen it for critics (which is generally the kiss of death...)


    Best movie title since Eight Legged Freaks btw
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited September 2006
    what happen?.. suddenly this movie isn't playing at the local megaplex anymore. dang it.. i missed it. :rolleyes: :p

    it'll prob be out on video within about 30 days or so. :eek:
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited January 2007
    Saw this movie last night.

    I can't believe I'm saying this, but the movie was actually pretty good. I was thoroughly entertained. Sure, it's a little stupid, but if you don't take it seriously, it's pretty decent. The storyline was much better than I expected. It had more than enough comedy and action to keep my attention.

    It's a fun movie. Check it out.
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited January 2007
    Early B. wrote:
    Saw this movie last night.

    I can't believe I'm saying this, but the movie was actually pretty good. I was thoroughly entertained. Sure, it's a little stupid, but if you don't take it seriously, it's pretty decent. The storyline was much better than I expected. It had more than enough comedy and action to keep my attention.

    It's a fun movie. Check it out.
    I didnt think id ever see this movie because of i had the same expectations it seems like you did. I might rent it now.
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  • landry_p2000
    landry_p2000 Posts: 1,313
    edited January 2007
    Early B. wrote:
    Saw this movie last night.

    I can't believe I'm saying this, but the movie was actually pretty good. I was thoroughly entertained. Sure, it's a little stupid, but if you don't take it seriously, it's pretty decent. The storyline was much better than I expected. It had more than enough comedy and action to keep my attention.

    It's a fun movie. Check it out.

    I enjoyed it as well. Not as bad as I thought. It was fun and made us jump. If you are afraid of snakes, don't watch it.:eek:
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited January 2007
    Got it in the mail today; will watch it tonight.......one of those few DTS DVD's
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  • Maurice
    Maurice Posts: 517
    edited January 2007
    Picked it up and watched it last nite, not a bad movie. Lots of action and as stated above, if you're scared of snakes dont even think about watching this one.:eek:
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited January 2007
    for those folks that liked Snakes on a Plane.. you really should also watch this one..

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/snakes_on_a_train/


    Snakes on a Train
    "Under a powerful Mayan curse, snakes are hatched inside a young woman, slowly devouring her from within. Her only chance for survival is a powerful shaman who lives across the border. With only hours to live, she jumps on a train headed for Los Angeles. Unfortunately for the passengers aboard, they are now trapped, soon to be victims of these flesh-eating vipers"

    Sorry for the spoiler.:p
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited January 2007
    I really hoped I'd like this ina mindless funny action movie sort of way, but once the novelty wore off.... I just got bored.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited January 2007
    ... and if you really have an affinity for snakes and/or planes, you should really check this one out as well.

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/xanadu/about.php
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