Drunk vs. drunk: Mel Gibson vs. Jackie Chan

Danny Tse
Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
edited September 2008 in The Clubhouse
While we are still going through the fallout from Mel Gibson's drunken incident, one thing is clear: Chan likes like blame everyone else for his own stupidity. In the wake of Gibson's arrest, he apologized to everyone involved and took on the responsibility of his own doing. While I'm sure this is "damage control" from Gibson's handlers, at least he doesn't blame others for his actions. Not so with Chan. When he fathered an illegitimate child, he said every man would've done what he did. A couple of weeks ago, when Chan was drunk and make a fool out of himself in front of a packed concert audience in Hong Kong, he said "Everyone in the world has made mistakes, but it's just that we're celebrities. TV station managers, magazine editors, who doesn't drink, who doesn't get drunk?"

Come on, Jackie Chan!! Owe up to your mistake and be a man about it!! I am surprised the guy didn't get arrested for public drunkeness....special treatment from the HK police?? Jackie Chan really should do his own stunts when it comes to admitting to his own mistakes.
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited August 2006
    Aw, man.

    I thought this thread was about whether Mel or Jackie would be the best "Drunken Master" if they fought.
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited August 2006
    **** man, Mel would just throw out that effed up shoulder in order to break any hold the Jackie could put on him and then commence to kickin arse.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited August 2006
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited August 2006
    Danny Tse wrote:
    While we are still going through the fallout from Mel Gibson's drunken incident, one thing is clear: Chan likes like blame everyone else for his own stupidity. In the wake of Gibson's arrest, he apologized to everyone involved and took on the responsibility of his own doing. While I'm sure this is "damage control" from Gibson's handlers, at least he doesn't blame others for his actions.

    Right on.

    oh and I think a drunken Mel Gibson would take a drunk Jackie Chan. Can't do karate **** when you're hammered, but you can at least try to brawl. :p
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited August 2006
    Wait a minute, fellas. I think Jackie would still take Mel, although a drunk-**** Mel would make a formidable opponent. Besides, Jackie would have better balance.
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited August 2006
    Once Mel gets that crazy look in his eye, it's all over. An injured Mel is a Mel one doesn't want to **** around with. He kicked Jet li's **** in one of those LW movies, remember??:D
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,677
    edited August 2006
    Aw, who's kidding who ?

    Mel would go barreling into Jackie's house on horseback, swinging a big old battle mace, and blast Jackie right in the old socksucker !

    No contest !
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  • peterheins
    peterheins Posts: 1
    edited September 2008
    Hai..Mel
    ....once Mel gets that crazy looks in his eye,it.s all over.An injured Mel is a Mel one does'nt want to **** around with..
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  • John30_30
    John30_30 Posts: 1,024
    edited September 2008
    Early B. wrote: »
    Aw, man.

    I thought this thread was about whether Mel or Jackie would be the best "Drunken Master" if they fought.

    Haw. Well, you know how it would go down. Jackie goes into Drunken Tiger stance. Mel goes into Drunken Cop stance, pulls out long barrelled .45. Boom.