Have you used any of these pickup lines?

Danny Tse
Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
Admit it....

Pickup lines you may (or may not) want to use
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited July 2006
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My favorite:


    "Hey baby, wanna go halves on a ****?"
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
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  • noimposse
    noimposse Posts: 264
    edited July 2006
    Bahahaha.

    I hate you for posting that, I just read all of them.....
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited July 2006
    I told a chick I was an astronaut once...it didn't work.
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited July 2006
    "Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."

    Now THERES a winner.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited July 2006
    I didn't read all of them, but one of my personal favorites:

    "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited July 2006
    Lol!!!
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  • wallstreet
    wallstreet Posts: 1,405
    edited July 2006
    Do you take karate, cuz your body is kickin'
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  • TheReaper
    TheReaper Posts: 636
    edited July 2006
    My daughter's collection from way back:

    http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Lights/8592/pickup.htm
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,786
    edited July 2006
    "Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often ?"
    Sal Palooza
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  • Biff
    Biff Posts: 5
    edited July 2006
    I've got an "F", a "C", and a "K". Now all I need is "U".

    This will get them every time.
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited July 2006
    From the Beavis & Butthead section:

    "You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever..."

    LOL!!
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  • landry_p2000
    landry_p2000 Posts: 1,313
    edited July 2006
    Lmao!
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