A guy was watching the game,...

Ron-P

...drinking a few beers and popping beer nuts into his mouth, when his wife began yelling at him. He turned his head toward her and accidentally popped a beer nut into his ear. Both him and his wife tried and tried but neither could get it out. All right she said, lets get you to the hospital. As they walked outside their daughter and her boyfriend walked up and she asked, where are you and dad going. The mother said, we're off to the hospital, your father has a beer nut caught in his ear. The boyfriend then asked, before you go can I try to dislodge it. The boyfriend then stuck two fingers up the fathers nose and told him to blow. The father blew and out popped the beer nut. The mother then asked the father, our daughters boyfriend is so intelligent, what do you think he'll be when he grows up. The father replied, by the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.


Peace Out~:D

OrangeToupee

Giggles

etrigan

How 'bout a joke thread ?

The foot said to the ****, "I have a terrible life. My owner sticks me in a stinky shoe and treads on me all day."

"You think that's bad," the **** said.
"My owner sticks me in this dark hole that smells like fish and makes me do push-ups until I throw up."

I suppose this could get raunchier if it keeps going

CHEERS! jefff

juice21

LiquidSound

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN. This time he says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves.
He's gone for an hour or so when he returns. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."

cgravil

The Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning,
addressing his congregation, vehement that alcohol was the
work of the devil.
"As an example," he stated during his sermon, "If you were to
lead a donkey to a bowl of water and a bowl of whiskey, from
which would he drink?"
A grizzled old Mick at the back of the church spoke up:
"Aye, Father, for sure he'd drink from the water."
The priest, elated, said, "Very good, my son. And can you
tell me WHY he'd drink from the water?"
The Irishman at the back of the church replied, "Sure I can
tell ye' why, Father. Because he's an ****."

cgravil

A blind guy walks into a women's bar, finds his way
to the bar, and orders a beer. After a few he calls out,

"Hey, barkeep, wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"

There's a deafening silence in the room, then a husky voice to the right of the guy says,

"Look, fella, this is a women's bar and there's five things you oughta know before you go tellin' that joke:

One, the barkeep? She's blonde.

Two, the bouncer? She's blonde.

Three, the woman to your left, she's a professional wrestler, and she's blonde.

Four, the woman behind you is a trained kick-boxer and she's blonde.

And Five, I'm a fifth degree black belt in karate, and I'm a blonde.

Now, are you sure you want to tell that joke?"

There's a long pause while the guy thinks, then he says: "Not if I have to explain it five times."

OrangeToupee

Nice blond joke ... hehehe

cgravil

thank you!