Somthing for all Men to Know!

pjriccio
pjriccio Posts: 8
edited February 28 in Clubhouse Archives
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.


ENJOY!
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited June 2002
    I hate to change the direction of this post but I took today off from work and now I'm just sitting here thinking...
    How do you throw away a gabage can? The trash men wont take it. You can even write "trash" or "garbage" on it and they will just leave it sitting there. Is there a special place to take all these old cans or are people stuck with them forever?
    madmax
    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    I have 2 possible solutions, I've pondered the same thing.

    1. If there are no visible address or 'property of' markers on the can, just move it to a neighbor's driveway after dark. If you are intoxicated, chuck it over their fence and run like hell while laughing hysterically.

    2. Hopefully you own a pickup. Load the can, leave the gate down, get a block or two away from home, and make violent left and right turns while accelerating until said can has 'left the bed'.

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited June 2002
    Or you can keep it, somewhere along side the house in a discrete location. When your wife comes looking for you after you just spent wads of cash, it will make a great hiding place.


    Garbage Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited June 2002
    ron, are you thinking about a good hiding place when the adcom's coming shipping in??? ;)