Dear Dr. Phil.....

Ricardo
Ricardo Posts: 10,636
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
Dear Dr. Phil;



When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying
my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little
fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she
just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait &
Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it
turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly
became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care
about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always
complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever.
Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever
seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin
brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice
bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife
hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she
doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants
me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me
enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget
it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat
as she insists?

Thanks,

PS Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught



Dear Fisherman,

Get rid of that narrow minded wife. That's a nice pair of
bass!

DR Phil












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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,787
    edited May 2006
    deliciou.........I mean, FUNNY !!:D
    Sal Palooza
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited May 2006
    Dr. Phil would never say that.
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  • sda2mike
    sda2mike Posts: 3,131
    edited May 2006
    that pic's been floating around the net for awhile. normally, her 'bass' are fully exposed:D nice story;)
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2006
    Skynut wrote:
    Dr. Phil would never say that.

    That guy's the biggest whack job on television. He's up there with Tom Cruise for "people who I do not give one ounce of credibility to."
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited May 2006
    bobman1235 wrote:
    That guy's the biggest whack job on television. He's up there with Tom Cruise for "people who I do not give one ounce of credibility to."


    Zactly.
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  • Burnzy
    Burnzy Posts: 250
    edited May 2006
    EDIT: Didn't mean to hi-jack anything...


    Good one HT...the joke's not bad either
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  • Ricardo
    Ricardo Posts: 10,636
    edited May 2006
    Ok guys......this sounds like hijacking...just laugh at the joke, or don't :)
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,339
    edited May 2006
    She could just dangle those orbs in the water as bait and the large mouth Bass would latch on fast!:eek:
    Carl

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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited May 2006
    Dr. Phil is a traitor to all men!!!!:mad:

    His balls had to have been removed several years ago.
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited May 2006
    ND13 wrote:
    Dr. Phil is a traitor to all men!!!!:mad:

    His balls had to have been removed several years ago.

    because Opra wanted to wear them dangeling from her earlobes.
    Skynut
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited May 2006
    :eek: Men.....if you let your woman watch too much of Dr Phil, you'll never be happy again, because you know she'll never be happy with your sorry **** after listening to his psychobabble. You have to give it to him though, he knew what he had to do and say to sell a bunch of books, books on tape, and videos to a bunch of lonely housewives.:eek:
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited May 2006
    Hmmm Dr. Phil...................



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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited May 2006
    Gurgle, snort, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!:D
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited May 2006
    Looks like you've been BUSTED!
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    >This message has been scanned by the NSA and found to be free of harmful intent.<
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  • Schris22
    Schris22 Posts: 983
    edited May 2006
    How do you fish for bass? Do you put it closer to the wall, or try some port plugs? Don't fish too low my dealer is trying out a bag end infra 18''.

    j/k

    Funny joke.

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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited May 2006
    a perfect set of ****. Man up and say it gentlemen.
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,624
    edited May 2006
    Aside from the fact that they're lopsided and pointing in different directions.......(even I can spot that) :D
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited May 2006
    brettw22 wrote:
    Aside from the fact that they're lopsided and pointing in different directions.......(even I can spot that) :D

    oh come on now, it's just the camera lens ;)
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