A virgin's plea

spwuinmk67
spwuinmk67 Posts: 797
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
A friend of mine sent this to me. After seeing it, even if he's not a virgin, as long as he gets with that girl, i'll help him out.

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  • Dennis Gardner
    Dennis Gardner Posts: 4,861
    edited May 2006
    He'll be hittin' it next week.............................the 5 mil hit goal, I doubt he'll ever hit her.:D
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited May 2006
    atta boy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited May 2006
    Stupid.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited May 2006
    What a f*cking loser. I thought getting laid just because you had a Corvette was pathetic. This is a whole new level.
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2006
    welcome to the age of the internet... but she's a hottie.
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited May 2006
    Guys like that are a huge boost to my ego. Compared to them, I'm good to go...

    BDT
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  • Holydoc
    Holydoc Posts: 1,048
    edited May 2006
    TroyD wrote:
    Guys like that are a huge boost to my ego. Compared to them, I'm good to go...

    BDT

    I love it! Too funny.
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  • venomclan
    venomclan Posts: 2,467
    edited May 2006
    George Grand wrote:
    What a f*cking loser. I thought getting laid just because you had a Corvette was pathetic. This is a whole new level.


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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited May 2006
    If she has any sense at all she will tell this loser to go a do to himself what she "agreed" to do....no matter how may hits he gets.
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited May 2006
    id make up being a virgin too if i got a chance with her...and what exactly are the duties of her 'personal servant'?
    -Cody
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  • szhleppy
    szhleppy Posts: 320
    edited May 2006
    His family must be so effin proud. This guy needs a session with Tom Leykis.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited May 2006
    C'mon guys, there's no way it's real. Think about it. Not that a 25-year old couldn't be a virgin, but you're telling me some pretty hot chick, who's a FRIEND of this guy, is not only going to say "if you can get so many hits on a website, I'll f--k you", but let him put her PICTURE on said website, like, "this is the tramp who'll lay me."

    It's just a joke I'm sure to see how much publicity he could get.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Danny Tse
    Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
    edited May 2006
    Not even I can be that desparate :rolleyes:
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited May 2006
    I don't believe it.
    If he IS a virgin it is because he wants to be.
    I have a hard time believing that anyone who wants to get laid would not be able to by the age of 25.
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,624
    edited May 2006
    It's on an automatic counter.......visit the site and let it load, then hit refresh and within 2 seconds, the number will climb between 100-200 hits......I call BS.....
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited May 2006
    Pathetic. Original but pathetic.
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited May 2006
    just tryin' to get on leno or letterman.

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited May 2006
    brettw22 wrote:
    It's on an automatic counter.......visit the site and let it load, then hit refresh and within 2 seconds, the number will climb between 100-200 hits......I call BS.....

    Oh and like you've never tried to trick a girl into sleeping with you before.

    I say if she falls for it, its her own fault.
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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,339
    edited May 2006
    Pathetic, but funny! I hope he get the 5 mil hits and the girl. Soon, they'll make a TV movie, then a reality TV show with the same concept.
    Carl

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  • kingkip
    kingkip Posts: 401
    edited May 2006
    If you're 25 and still haven't gotten laid, then all bets are off. Desparate time call for desparate measures and all... I say hats off. Even if it's fake, I hope he gets some. Everyone needs a good lay, often.:cool:
    There are two ways to argue with women. Both of them are wrong.
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,624
    edited May 2006
    Shizelbs wrote:
    Oh and like you've never tried to trick a girl into sleeping with you before.
    True story........I haven't..... :D
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited May 2006
    brettw22 wrote:
    True story........I haven't..... :D
    ;):D

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited May 2006
    brettw22 wrote:
    True story........I haven't..... :D


    I have :D
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  • kingkip
    kingkip Posts: 401
    edited May 2006
    brettw22 wrote:
    True story........I haven't..... :D


    I try, often, with little success.:(
    There are two ways to argue with women. Both of them are wrong.
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2006
    already over 2.1 million and it's only the 8th. Yeah he'll be devirginized by the 15th at this rate. lol
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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