Did they really say that?

Tour2ma
Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
There are some legendary quotes attributed to famous folks that they never actually said.

SCompRacer and I traded a couple in PM's stemming from my entry in his Trigger Karma. Both of us doubt they were really said and I came up empty on snopes.com, but if they were said...
Dale Evans per SCR wrote:
In a long ago interview with reporters, Roy Rogers told them that when Trigger died, he was going to have him stuffed and mounted. The reporters asked Dale Evans what she thought about that, and her reply was she too would like to be stuffed and mounted, but not necessarily in that order and preferably before death.
Johnny Carson per T2ma wrote:
When Arnold Palmer's wife (Winnie, I believe) appeared on the old "Tonight Show with Johnny Carson".

Supposedly Carson asked if she did anything to bring Arnold good luck in a tournament to which she replied, "Sometimes I do kiss his balls."

Of course the audience broke out in laughter, she turned beet red and Carson, as he usually did, waited for the laughter to die out before uttering, "I'll bet that makes his putter flutter."
Got any to add?
More later,
Tour...
Vox Copuli
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

"Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
"It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
"There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited May 2006
    Nope.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • jhermance
    jhermance Posts: 214
    edited May 2006
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited May 2006
    I was watching Carson the night that Zha Zha Gabor had her cat in her lap. She asked Johnny "Would you like to kiss my ****'' To which Johnny replied '' Sure just move your cat''
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited May 2006
    Polkersince85 wrote:
    I was watching Carson the night that Zha Zha Gabor had her cat in her lap. She asked Johnny "Would you like to kiss my ****'' To which Johnny replied '' Sure just move your cat''


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  • schwarcw
    schwarcw Posts: 7,339
    edited May 2006
    I saw one of the Johnny Carson bloops, can't remember which one. If Snopes couldn't identify them as urban legand, they may be accurate!
    Carl

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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited May 2006
    Polkersince85 wrote:
    I was watching Carson the night that Zha Zha Gabor had her cat in her lap. She asked Johnny "Would you like to kiss my ****'' To which Johnny replied '' Sure just move your cat''
    Classic Carson...
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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