You could not pay me enough to be poor

Skynut · May 2006

Not that I am rich or anything, I'm just sayin.

audiobliss · May 2006

That's probably true...'cause the more they paid you, the less you'd be poor.

Skynut · May 2006

That's what I'm sayin.

How much would it take before you would be willing to be poor?

Kinda an oxy-moran.

Toxis · May 2006

how retarded could you stand to be to be the smartest person in the world?

how short could you be to be the tallest person?

how stupid is this thread among smart threads here? Wait...

HBombToo · May 2006

I'll tak a few mil and settle for poor.

ND13 · May 2006

I'd settle on being in the lower 1% of the upper 10% of the wealthy....

Which would make the poorest of the rich

Skynut · May 2006

ND13 wrote:

I'd settle on being in the lower 1% of the upper 10% of the wealthy....

Which would make the poorest of the rich

Ahhh maybe there is hope.
I suppose I could settle for the bottom of the top also.
Something to consider for sure.

Dennis Gardner · May 2006

Just the fact that you live in the US at this time, puts you in the wealthiest 1% of all people ever to live on the earth, and this is even if you are poor.

Zen Dragon · May 2006

Skynut wrote:

Ahhh maybe there is hope.
I suppose I could settle for the bottom of the top also.
Something to consider for sure.

I have found that the bottom can be very enjoyable and you can enjoy it more cause you don't have to work as hard.

Oh wait......I'm thinking of sex, not money.

amulford · May 2006

HBombToo wrote:

I'll tak a few mil and settle for poor.

At the rate the middle class is shrinking in this country, in the very near future that statement will be true...

dorokusai · May 2006

I'll do what I have to do to survive.

If that means using my **** to make a living, or my hands....I will sacrifice myself. I would say mouth, but I like to imagine that I would like to chit-chat, or talk audio while either of those things is happening.

kingkip · May 2006

Just read in the paper that Microsoft stock took a hit and poor Bill lost about 3 billion.

Don't know about you but if I lost 3 billion I would be poor.

audiobliss · May 2006

kingkip wrote:

Don't know about you but if I lost 3 billion I would be poor.

I wouldn't say poor, but I'd have to consider dropping some unnecessary cargo.

HBombToo · May 2006

dorokusai wrote:

I'll do what I have to do to survive.

If that means using my **** to make a living, or my hands....I will sacrifice myself. I would say mouth, but I like to imagine that I would like to chit-chat, or talk audio while either of those things is happening.

are you exiting the closet

twin

schwarcw · May 2006

I want all the money, all the cars, and all the women:D

dudeinaroom · May 2006

I'd be happy to be in the bottom 1% of the middle class income range give me 40 grand a year and I wouldn't know what to do

Skynut · May 2006

dorokusai wrote:

I'll do what I have to do to survive.

If that means using my **** to make a living, or my hands....I will sacrifice myself. I would say mouth, but I like to imagine that I would like to chit-chat, or talk audio while either of those things is happening.

I have considered prostitution but I could not handle male prostitution and when I think back at what I have done with a few drunk nights and a few drunk women I decide that I will have to be unpoor some other way.

Knowing that I am wealthier than most of the planet does not help me because I do not deal with most of the planet. Maybe I should move somewhere on the planet where I would be rich.

Naw if I moved I may not get internet service.

mhardy6647 · May 2006

Naw if I moved I may not get internet service

I think this is probably a non-issue. My daughter spent a college semester in Senegal, and had a cell phone (free incoming calls) and relatively easy and inexpensive access to the internet via cyber-cafes. That's they way they do it in the 'third world'.