the best car review ever

Micah Cohen
Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
edited May 2002 in Car Audio & Electronics
John Phillips is by far the best writer at Car and Driver magazine, this is his best effort yet. Thought you might like it.

http://www.caranddriver.com/xp/Caranddriver/roadtests/2002/march/200203_roadtest_caddy_escaladeext.xml
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,519
    edited May 2002
    Nice right up, but damn, that is just the ugliest monstrosity.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited May 2002
    That and the Chevy counterpart look so hideous.....

    Too much plastic, not enough 'truck'. Looks like a bad concoction from a 1970's 'B' sci-fi movie, trying to represent a futuristic vehicle... Outside of the clean paint, it screams 'beyond thunderdome'....

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • sntnsupermen131
    sntnsupermen131 Posts: 1,831
    edited May 2002
    I agree with Russ
    these new trucks and getting built crappier and crappier...
    I saw a bronce with a brush guard yesterday that had this new avalanche and the bed had been reduced about 2 feet to the back axle and the bronco had a couple of scratches on the guard
    that truck can beat my 96 gmc in a race but if we got in a wreck id be the one who would live...
    plus, i could buy a new Z71 and put a bad **** system in it and have a couple thousand left over for $50000
    -Cody
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited May 2002
    Buick Rendevous
    Pontiac As-tec
    Nissan Frontier
    Chevy Avalanche
    Cadillac Escalade(truck in question)
    Isuzu Axiom
    Isuzu Vehicross
    Who the hell is designing this crap?!
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  • sntnsupermen131
    sntnsupermen131 Posts: 1,831
    edited May 2002
    Originally posted by Josh

    Who the hell is designing this crap?!

    i dunno but the aztec is the ugliest thing(i dont really consider it a car, a suv, a truck, or anything) ive ever seen on the road...
    -Cody
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  • tom h.
    tom h. Posts: 2
    edited May 2002
    The funniest thing I've read in a long time. An absurd review of a vehicle that demands to be ridiculed.
    Tom
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