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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited June 2002
    Russ,

    People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones....

    Shoot, an imagef of Russ's melon in the passenger side rear view mirror (objects are larger than they appear) is still twice the size of mine.

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited June 2002
    Congrats Dylan. spot_party.gif
    Are you planning on finding out the sex, or you gonna wait until the birth? Children are a total blessing.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited June 2002
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    My God JUICE??? Look at the size of that boy's heed!!!! It has its own weather system I tell ya..... HEED, DOWN!!!

    Cheers,
    Russ

    you know, you're not the first one to quote that exact same line about my large cranium...:lol:

    i'm gonna go cry myself to sleep on my wee BIG pillow...:D
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    Don't feel bad, my wife threw a graduation party for me, and had to measure me for my cap and gown.....

    **** I can't believe I'm gonna throw this info out here....

    Two-Foot-Two-Inches around the equator of my noggin. It's a wonder I don't tip over all the time.... My sense of balance is second to none...

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited June 2002
    'planet russman' has it's own gravitational pull!:p
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited June 2002
    Damn Russ, that's a lot of air-space up there. Do you wear weighted shoes to keep yourself grounded?

    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited June 2002
    I'm tellin' ya, that is one e-FRIGGIN-normous melon Russ's got there.....

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    Im proportional don't read me wrong, I don't look like a basketball on a broomstick...but hats are a rare find....

    I played bass in far-from-serious garage band with my buds, and we called it 'last notch', cause thats the way I wear a ballcap, on the last friggin notch....

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited June 2002
    I just drew a 2'2" circle on the floor of my office. Holy ****!


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited June 2002
    CONGRATS DYLAN!

    got caught up in the pull of russman's HUGE cranium, didn't want to slip by without wishing you a congratulations!!!:D
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited June 2002
    Jesus,

    I feel bad for Russ's mom, imagine birthin' something that large?Holy crap...

    Ralph Kramden (drivin' the bus)
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    Man, I'll have the wife bust out the tape when I get home, but I think I came in right at 26" if I remember right..... I know it took her a good ten minutes to stop laughing and tell me what the tale of the tape was.....

    Ok, everyone measure their melons tonight, all the way around, right at the eyebrow.......

    Big Head Russ and the Monsters....
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited June 2002
    baby russman weighed in at 15 lbs. 4 ozs. 10 lbs. of that was HEAD!!!
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited June 2002
    In Russ's defense.....it's a large cranium to be sure but nothing compared to some of the inbred, mouth breathers you see cruising through KMart.......

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Aaron
    Aaron Posts: 1,853
    edited June 2002
    [I dunno, you seem to be the one in need of female companionship.
    I don't know what you're talking about; I had "female companionship" last week. :)

    Aaron
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  • Aaron
    Aaron Posts: 1,853
    edited June 2002
    Are you sure it's a good idea for a bunch of guys to start measuring body parts? I can see this going downhill in a hurry.

    Aaron
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited June 2002
    Rosie is not considered a female companion Aaron. Neither is her friend Neutrogena.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited June 2002
    phew, he was talking about rosie and neutrogena. i thought he was refering to his moms' 'congratulations on graduating college' present at first...
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    Don't knock ole Nutrogena, although I've heard Aaron is a 'Jergens' man all the way....

    Rumor has it he is so good, he can switch hands and gain a stroke....

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited June 2002
    ...and so the nick-name Master Blaster was born.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • dylan
    dylan Posts: 453
    edited June 2002
    Thanks everyone... we're 100% going to find out which sex it is, there's no way I could wait. We went fishing last weekend, and a friend (who's a professional fishing guide) did some test with a straightened hook and line over my wife's palm, and watched if it went side to side (boy) or in a circle (girl). He said he's done over a hundred of these, and has never been wrong. So, with that hard scientific data, it's going to be a boy (yeah). Scary, but pretty damn exciting.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited June 2002
    I just measured my noggin' 22.5 inches (after I trimmed the eyebrows)

    Uh-huh, and she lives, like, in Niagra Falls so no one knows her and she was just vacationing for the week with her parents........heard that story 'afore.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited June 2002
    So Troy what was it before the trim, 26.5"?


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited June 2002
    man, I had to bust out the hedge trimmers to thin out the old mono-brow....

    Man, I'm going to be one of those old farts you see with 24awg growing out my ears and nose.......Wendi is pretty adamant about keeping it pruned back..

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited June 2002
    Well, you could always 'pluck'

    Plucking nose hair, man just thinking about that brings tears to my eyes.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited June 2002
    man, don't even get me started on the whole hair removal thing.....that's a touchy subject in my house.

    Dammit I've got hair, deal with it, I'm not a friggin pull toy. When I look like a party favor when I exhale from my schnozz then we will talk.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited June 2002
    Fair is fair, so I'll throw this out.....

    The former Miss Brovont and myself, right after we finished building our new house, Feb of 2001.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • har_navalta
    har_navalta Posts: 957
    edited June 2002
    My Home Theater Systems
    Mains:
    SDA SRS 1.2TL Amplified by Adcom 5802
    SDA SRS 2.3TL Amplified by Adcom 5503
    2 LFE Y-Splitter by Monster Cables
    Center:
    CS400i bi-wired Amplified by Adcom 5503
    Subs:
    PSW 650
    PSW 120
    2 LFE Y-Splitter by Monster Cables
    Rears:
    LSi/FX x 2 Amplified by Soundcraftsmen PM840
    Surround Backs:
    Not hook
    PreAmp:
    Adcom GTP-830 Digital Processing 7.1 Channels
    Line Enhancer:
    Adcom ACE-315 ils
    DVD Player:
    Pioneer V-550
    VCR Player/Recorder:
    Sony SLV-494Hf 4Head
    CD Player:
    Sony XA20ES
    Cassette Player/Recorder:
    Nakamichi DR-10 Discrete 3 Head
    Screen:
    Sony XBR-50
    Cables:
    Monster


    Sorry, the pic is not that clear I used only instamatic camera and scan it, upload to my computer thats why it is not that clear.

    I don't have a digital camera.

    :o
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  • Aaron
    Aaron Posts: 1,853
    edited June 2002
    That TV looks absolutely pathetic between those behemoth speakers! And what's with keeping the Sony sticker on the TV?

    Aaron
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  • jcaut
    jcaut Posts: 1,849
    edited June 2002
    Since several of you posted serious pics....

    Here's me sitting here about to type this. I wasn't really striving for the stupid look on my face. Guess it just comes natural:)

    --Jason
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