eBay Humor

F1nut
F1nut Posts: 50,654
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
I found this little gem in a speaker auction.

Q: Hi I have seen the exact same ones before on ebay and the exact same picture so I presume you are fraud and have taken another e-bayers pictures stealing is wrong your auction will be taken off
Apr-02-06
A: Hello, You are right, they were on Ebay many months ago, and I was lucky enough to have bought them directly from that extremely kind seller [Kris], although I added the exclusive inner pics myself I genuinely like the proportianately honest picture Kris provided me with, I will post more of my own pictures very shortly as well. Please do not call me a fraud and make uninformed aggressive statements. If you are genuinely interested in these speakers, I can provide pictures with your name on a piece paper, which I will hold while wearing a Richard Nixon mask, reciting, I AM NOT A CROOK! let me know.
Political Correctness'.........defined

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Comments

  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited April 2006
    Good to see some people can still find the humor in things when others would have taken it personally ;)
  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,654
    edited April 2006
    Yes, isn't it!?!
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."


    President of Club Polk

  • BSUfbfan
    BSUfbfan Posts: 201
    edited April 2006
    Not pants-splitting funny, but humerous none the less (from ebay).

    FINISH: Walnut Oil BUILT FROM: 1985 BUILT UNTIL: 1992 The wood will be oiled and the speakers professionally cleaned before I send them out. Shipping is a flat $115.00 anywhere in the Continental U.S.. Or, you can pick them up in Annapolis, Maryland and be treated to a free meal at McDonalds (Since I don't have to pack them.)
    SDA SRS 2.3
  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited April 2006
    How many people would have gone ballastic after a comment like that. Great humour.
    Michael ;)
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