So when they finally outlaw smoking who's next?

avelanchefan
avelanchefan Posts: 2,401
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
I say they get rid of the aXXholes next. Thats right you heard me. If we are going to start segregating again, I want the aXXholes to go.

And then when they finally get em' all it's time to start with the "heads". Thats right you heard me first off with the dickheads...hell I know plenty of them, even right hear on this forum...poof gone. Sh*theads...poof gone, f**kheads, the same gone, will put all the fheads on a bus and send them back to fheadville. You guys going to be happy now...you going to have your perfect utopia now!?!

Now what? What did I hear?? The sacks of sh*it's are happy because the dickheads are gone...well now worries SOS, you'll be next. "But wait", the SOS say? What about the c*ck suckers, they've been starting crap for years! How come they get a free pass? Aghh but don't worry SOS, we had those suckers on our to do list, them and the dusch bags. We will get em' don't worry people, THEN the world can finally be a happy place!
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  • opus
    opus Posts: 1,252
    edited March 2006
    Having a nice Sunday morning there Avelanche? :eek:

    Thats the funniest post of the year IMO:D
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited March 2006
    opus wrote:
    Thats the funniest post of the year IMO:D
    You have an odd sense of humor....didn't even get a chuckle out of me.:confused:
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  • opus
    opus Posts: 1,252
    edited March 2006
    shack wrote:
    You have an odd sense of humor....didn't even get a chuckle out of me.:confused:


    Yep. Been told that before. It sounds a little George Carlinish to me. And I like George
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited March 2006
    Gentlemen are we STILL beating this dead horse? :rolleyes:
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  • BobMcG
    BobMcG Posts: 1,585
    edited March 2006
    So when they finally outlaw smoking who's next?

    Never happen. They won't kill the cash cow, merely restrict where she can graze.
  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited March 2006
    Who cares. Smoking kills, and makes money.

    I smoke, I don't care.
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited March 2006
    Please smoke. Just stay 5 feet away from me.

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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited March 2006
    don't worry. it was the 86 degree weather melting my man's brain here in tucson.

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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited March 2006
    Who would benefit if everbody quit smoking? Who would not? Remember its about money.

    We cannot get rid of any c*ck suckers, we need them for Deadwood.

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  • avelanchefan
    avelanchefan Posts: 2,401
    edited March 2006
    It was a joke fellas, relax.

    I heard it from a comedian named Doug Stanhope. Its on his CD called Something to Take the Edge Off, track 18- End The Hate.

    See Doug offended his little person friend Kenny by calling him a midget...then Kenny perceives to enlighten Doug that calling a little person a midget is like calling a african american the "N" word. The Doug went on his end the hate rant. Quite funny, and a great comedian, he very crude but damn funny.

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  • BIZILL
    BIZILL Posts: 5,432
    edited March 2006
    i was gonna say...

    people who live in arizona are good folk.

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    bobman1235 wrote:
    I have no facts to back that up, but I never let facts get in the way of my arguments.