How do ya like my latest?

Strong Bad
Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
This is a flyer I designed for the club I part time in. I do the photography of the girl and design the entire concept and layout. I use Photoshop CS2 to lay it out. The final product is printed at 5 1/2" x 4 1/4".

I thought all you dogs might like to see some of my work. I do different flyers for all events held at the club. They're cool enough to have allowed me to build a photography studio in the basement of the club.

By the way, that girl is so hot!

Fun stuff! AND...I get paid for it! ;)

John
No excuses!
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited March 2006
    Nice work John. I know, tough job, but somebody has to do it. Why don't you do a promo for the Polk people.
    Michael ;)
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited March 2006
    Very nice job! One suggestion though....get better beer! Really, Coors Light and Bud Light!?! Yech! :p
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  • pjdami
    pjdami Posts: 1,894
    edited March 2006
    That chick is holding two balls and a stick. Talk about subliminal messages.... Brilliant.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited March 2006
    I like it. She could play with my bat and balls ANYTIME!
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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited March 2006
    Nice... Always cool to see more of your work.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited March 2006
    pjdami wrote:
    That chick is holding two balls and a stick. Talk about subliminal messages.... Brilliant.


    You got it! Shack, thats exactely the message I wanted to send out to all those horny ****! It's all in the way you market it. A Louisville slugger and Rawlings baseballs are total classic baseball. Thats why I chose them for the photo.

    The beer choice was NOT my idea. The hotdog specials were. Hotdogs and beer are the cornerstone of a nutritious baseball fan diet. :D

    As I do these flyers, I'll post them for your viewing pleasure. I have 2 more in the next month to do. Here is one for an event coming up and one that just passed.

    John
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,855
    edited March 2006
    John, I want the redhead......send her to me. :D
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited March 2006
    Jesse, how's your heart. We don't want to lose you! :D
    Michael ;)
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,855
    edited March 2006
    It's true, reds have fire in the head and fire in the hole and the last redhead broke my heart ;), but I'm good to go now. :D
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited March 2006
    john d. strong wrote:
    The beer choice was NOT my idea. The hotdog specials were. Hotdogs and beer are the cornerstone of a nutritious baseball fan diet. :D
    John

    Yep.....and baseball players diet.....Breakfast of Champions! Just look at the Babe (Ruth I mean) ;)
    And yes, the redhead is lovely!
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,897
    edited March 2006
    "Grand Slam" signature model (not sure of the player).

    "Grand Slam" ?

    Yes, I'm sure she is. :)

    <sigh>
    Sal Palooza
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  • StopherJJ1980
    StopherJJ1980 Posts: 267
    edited March 2006
    Hey if youve got more shots of that reshead let me know, she's hot...
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited March 2006
    WOW, everyone is just loving the sweet little redhead! Yeah, there's something very special about them.

    OK, I have to say that this has been my proudest achievement so far. This was done for our 9-11 tribute night. I had a 13x19 print made and custom framed for a local firehouse. One of the firefighters brought over a uniform from the smallest firefighter at the station. Needless to say, this girl is tiny (not the chest though :eek:, they're so nice! ), so I had to pull the waist in about 8 inches and clip it in the back. It was hilarious getting her in position to pose. I had to pick the boots up and put them in place one at a time. It was terrible when she took her shirt off and I had to assist with getting the suspenders tightened and in place. ;)

    Photoshop did the rest...
    No excuses!
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  • Pablo
    Pablo Posts: 723
    edited March 2006
    Very hot stuff dude! That sounds like one fun job. I love the balls and bat (now that's thinking). (hot pretzels would be nice with baseball).
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited March 2006
    john d. strong wrote:
    OK, I have to say that this has been my proudest achievement so far. This was done for our 9-11 tribute night. I had a 13x19 print made and custom framed for a local firehouse. One of the firefighters brought over a uniform from the smallest firefighter at the station. Needless to say, this girl is tiny (not the chest though :eek:, they're so nice! ), so I had to pull the waist in about 8 inches and clip it in the back. It was hilarious getting her in position to pose. I had to pick the boots up and put them in place one at a time. It was terrible when she took her shirt off and I had to assist with getting the suspenders tightened and in place. ;)

    Photoshop did the rest...

    I wouldn't mind having an autographed copy of your work....this one in particular!
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited March 2006
    Great work John. First rate!

    Henry
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited March 2006
    I'll take 'Jenn' and a couple of those $3 jumbo chili dogs.
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited March 2006
    john d. strong wrote:
    This was done for our 9-11 tribute night.
    I feel a renewed rush of patriotism.

    Not so sure about the St Patty's Day Corned Beef and cabbage promo.
    More later,
    Tour...
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited March 2006
    The first chick is my favorite.....but maybe its just the chili dogs.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited March 2006
    Jenn is the best so far.
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  • dudeinaroom
    dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609
    edited March 2006
    nice work
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  • neomagus00
    neomagus00 Posts: 3,899
    edited March 2006
    mmm... tasty... and that first redhead pic... i'm on dial-up right now, so that was slowly scanning down the pic... such a letdown when it finally stopped loading :(:p...
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited March 2006
    That red head is hot. John, if your shop has an opening I'm willing to commute.
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  • BobMcG
    BobMcG Posts: 1,585
    edited March 2006
    AWESOME John!!!








    Oh yeah, and your works not bad too.:D
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