Hillary In Accident!
BobMcG
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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't - the old cow was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."
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Man, I read the title and got all excited.If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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Dubya thinks she's formidable. Now, if he could only figure out what that big word means.
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BlueMDPicker wrote:Dubya thinks she's formidable. Now, if he could only figure out what that big word means.
Yup, good old W sure is dumb. Although he got better grades in college than both Algore and Kerry and managed to win the election TWICE!
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MacLeod wrote:So in all maturity,
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George W. Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a mule loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't - the mule was killed.
George told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. He stayed in the car making phone calls to image coachs.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked George.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and your... oops, I mean their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked George.
The driver replied: "I said, I'm George W. Bush's driver, and I just killed the jackass." -
Justin, please lock this one down. The politicos are circling.
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Hey, If we can't make fun of the politicians, then what are they there for?
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Yep, just humor. Some folks only like their's in one flavor it seems. I do, however, admire their ability to type with their fists clenched.
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Yeah, we're not talking politics, just making fun of politicians.....and believe me there is plenty of ammo out there!
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