Hillary In Accident!

BobMcG
BobMcG Posts: 1,585
edited April 2 in Clubhouse Archives
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't - the old cow was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited January 2006
    wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    ya man...!
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  • Dennis Gardner
    Dennis Gardner Posts: 4,861
    edited January 2006
    Classic...............only validates it more coming from a New Yorker. ;)
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  • aaharvel
    aaharvel Posts: 4,489
    edited January 2006
    very funny. a testament to her trying to play BOTH sides.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited January 2006
    Man, I read the title and got all excited.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited January 2006
    Dubya thinks she's formidable. Now, if he could only figure out what that big word means.
  • Schris22
    Schris22 Posts: 983
    edited January 2006
    hahah

    nice!

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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited January 2006
    Dubya thinks she's formidable. Now, if he could only figure out what that big word means.


    Yup, good old W sure is dumb. Although he got better grades in college than both Algore and Kerry and managed to win the election TWICE!

    So in all maturity, cheeky-smiley-022.gif
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2006
    MacLeod wrote:
    So in all maturity, cheeky-smiley-022.gif

    ROFLMREO!!!! :p
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited January 2006
    George W. Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a mule loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't - the mule was killed.

    George told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. He stayed in the car making phone calls to image coachs.

    About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

    "What happened?" asked George.

    "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and your... oops, I mean their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

    "My God, what did you tell them?" asked George.

    The driver replied: "I said, I'm George W. Bush's driver, and I just killed the jackass."
  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited January 2006
    Justin, please lock this one down. The politicos are circling.
  • jcaut
    jcaut Posts: 1,849
    edited January 2006
    Hey, If we can't make fun of the politicians, then what are they there for?
  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited January 2006
    Yep, just humor. Some folks only like their's in one flavor it seems. I do, however, admire their ability to type with their fists clenched. ;)
  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited January 2006
    Yeah, we're not talking politics, just making fun of politicians.....and believe me there is plenty of ammo out there!

    -A man died on a subway train in New York City and his body rode the train for five hours before anyone noticed it. Apparently they thought it was just Al Gore in town to campaign for Hillary Clinton's Senate bid.- :D:p
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