Favorate Quitoes?!?!?!

tecmo04

Just curious who can impart some wizdom onto the rest of us youngins...


Id have to say right now mine would have to be

Red paint, Inside peanutbutter... by Young jeezy
(refering to the ferrari which i will one day own)

please enlighten me as i need to better myself

VR3

Well... Here is my advice. or - Quitoes - w/e that is.

My favorite "Quote" is...

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Groucho Marx

And...

"Your best friend is your enemy's enemy."

tecmo04

i love that one, your enmy's enemy is your friend, amazingggg

Demiurge

Are you for real?

George Grand

My favorite Quito is, "Hi! I'm Quito, the capitol of Ecuador."

I know, it's deep.

"Please enlighten me, as I need to better myself."

Well young man, a good vocabulary and the ability to ACCURATELY transmit it to another human, can be a pretty powerful tool.


George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)

MacLeod

Dave Rudebaugh is an ignorant scoundrel, I disapprove of his very existance. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but........self control go the better of me.

-Dennis Quaid as Doc Holliday in Tombstone

The sweetness of low price soon fades while the bitterness of poor quality remains

The universe doesnt limit itself to human ambition

-Carl Sagan

Eagles may soar but weasles never get sucked into the engine of a jet

Open your mouth just one more time and my foots going down

-Overkill

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way

-Mark Twain

ledhed

Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein

sucks2beme

"When words and action disagree, believe action."
Frank Herbert

BobMcG

"Do it."

bobman1235

I gotta ask how quotes gets misspelled as quitoes. It's not even effing close.

Don Corleone wrote:

A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

Homer Simpson wrote:

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

John Wayne wrote:

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

There's a bunch more, but...

george daniel

"The mind is like a parachute,,, it only works, when it's open"

"Charlie don't surf"

BobMcG

bobman1235 wrote:

I gotta ask how quotes gets misspelled as quitoes. It's not even effing close.

The words aren't.........

.........but the keys are.

MacLeod

I love the Homer Simpson quitoe. That man is a wealth of knowledge and wisdom!

VR3

It wouldnt be to bad if he had wrote quites....

But quitoes -- o isnt even near e!

Heres a good quote.... "Hell Starshine, the earth says hello!"

Strong Bad

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

Mark Twain

MacLeod

Now Mark Twain is the alltime greatest quitoe master!

ohskigod

john d. strong wrote:

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

Mark Twain

I REALLY like this one

bobman1235

Yeah Twain was a genius. Some others by him :

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

Never let your schoolin' interfere with your education.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

I could go on forever..

audiobliss

Thomas Alva Edison wrote:

Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration.

Samuel Adams wrote:

It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.

Jack Benny wrote:

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air

Herb Shriner wrote:

I made quite a name for myself back home. I left when I found out what it was.

Billy Madison wrote:

Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them

William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair wrote:

The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face. Frown at it, and it will in turn look sourly upon you; laugh at it and with it, and it is a jolly kind companion; and so let all young persons take their choice.

Thomas Paine, Crisis Paper No. 1 wrote:

The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness alone that gives everything its value.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.

Steven Wright wrote:

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Joe E. Lewis wrote:

Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.

Albert Einstein wrote:

There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Albert Einstein wrote:

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

Winston Churchill wrote:

Success is the ability to move from one failure to the next with no loss of enthusiasm.

Austin O'Malley wrote:

Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.

Jack London wrote:

The price of wisdom is youth.

You got it from your father, it was all he had to give, so it's yours to use and cherish, for as long as you may live. If you lose the watch he gave you, it can always be replaced, but a black mark on your name, son, can never be erased. It was clean the day he took it, a worthy name to bear, when he got it from his father, there was no dishonor there. So make sure you guard it wisely, after all is said and done, you'll be glad the name is spotless, when you give it to your son.

C.S. Lewis wrote:

To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level with those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals. But to be punished, however severly, because we have deserved it, because we 'ought to have known better,' is to be treated as a human person made in God's image.

As you can probably tell, I like quotes. I have a page of quotes on my website (that I don't update...unfortunately), though it's not by any mean's 'comprehensive'. www.geocities.com/carmike692000

petrym

"I am not the potter, not the potter's wheel, but the potter's clay; is not the value of the shape attained as dependent upon the intrinsic worth of the clay as upon the wheel and the Master's skill?"

Glen Bateman
"The Stand" by Stephen King

tecmo04

nice, keep them coming!!!

Sami

http://www.10ktruth.com/the_quotes/ali.htm

"It's not bragging if you can back it up."

SCompRacer

Some of my favs that I used in sigs over the years. And yes, I like Shaw.

Not all who wander are lost.
Author Unknown.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
George Bernard Shaw

You get what you accept.
Author Unknown, or I picked it up or coined it around '85.

In regards to an environment conducive to life on Mars....and quite possibly corporate thinking:
"We've got a bunch of ideas and we don't know which one is right yet."
Steven Squyres of Cornell University

Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say it with the utmost levity.
George Bernard Shaw

A man can not be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain

It shouldn't matter who pumps up the tires as long as your the only one that rides the bike.
Author Unknown, or I made it up with something I heard. I tell my wife this when she notices me looking at a babe.

Never confuse movement with action.
Ernest Hemingway

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw

It's a sure sign that you are an audiophile and destined to insanity.
Morrisey @ Audiogon

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
George Bernard Shaw

There are two tragedies in life: one is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.
George Bernard Shaw

Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?
Philip G. Hamerton

Free advice, read all you can.

MSkeezer

Only a ninja can stop a ninja

BIZILL

MSkeezer wrote:

Only a ninja can stop a ninja

sweet. lol.

Skynut

"Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
Unknown

MrNightly

"Don't forget to use a condom, or in your case, a hefty bag." - Adam Sandler

Ron-P

"Everyday is worse than the day before...so...everytime you see me, THAT'S the worst day of my life...."

Skynut

Those who don't know don't know they don't know. unknown?

mhardy6647

"Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana" attr. to Groucho Marx

"Time's fun when you're having flies" Kermit t. Frog

ninerbj

Two of my favorites...

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
MARK TWAIN

and

"The white zone is for loading and unloading. If you wish to load or unload, go to the white zone."
The Central Scrutinizer