Sweet 16 and never been..........

George Grand
George Grand Posts: 12,258
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Stephie turned Sweet Sixteen today. Among other gifts, we're taking her out to dinner with my father, her "boyfriend", and his mom. I'll bet that woman never sees my body move as I kick that little **** in the shins under the table.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited January 2006
    Three little words that will mean the world to ya George...

    Steel Toed Boots.;)
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2006
    ROFL! Subtlety is key!
    George Grand wrote: »
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited January 2006
    Now THERE is a dinner I'd like to attend.

    So is the Grey Shark getting passed along to the new generation of driving Grands?
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited January 2006
    6 tonight, Charley's Other Brother. I'm paying and holding a chair for you. They stock Goslings. Bottle rockets allowed. Maybe even mandatory. I threaten her with The Gray all the time. She really doesn't know whether I'm going to do it or not. ****, "I" don't even know yet. You gotta like all that steel around a first time driver. No way she'll get The Shark though.

    George
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited January 2006
    COB, GREAT grub at that joint.

    THAT'S a b-day party I'd like to be there for. That girl CERTAINLY didn't get her looks from her old man but she's every bit as charming. Nicest kid I've ever met.

    BDT
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2006
    Ok...I can't take it anymore. What is "The Shark" and "The Gray"?
    George Grand wrote: »
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited January 2006
    The "Shark" is my own personal vehicle. 1987 white Chevy Caprice Brougham LS, 4bbl, 8 cylinder love machine.

    The "Gray Shark" is my own personal vehicle that I bought cause I don't want to put too much mileage on The "Shark". 1986 Chevy Caprice Brougham, same engine as The "Shark".

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)

    Who didn't think Troy knew where to get a good mouthful of chow? Hands? None as usual.

    I gotta go. There's a pair of shins waiting for me. For dessert I think I'm just gonna backhand him. To hell with his mom.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited January 2006
    Hey, with a gut like mine....it's a talent.

    The thing to remember in regards to letting Stephie drive the Gray Shark is that it's big enough to propel not only her but a BUNCH of her friends. Me? I'd opt for something that didn't hold quite as many chatterboxes.

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited January 2006
    Outstanding. Wish her a Happy Birthday for me, would you please?

    Troy has a point...
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited January 2006
    Lovin it George, hell give him one for me.

    RT1
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,687
    edited January 2006
    Happy Birthday to a wonderful young lady.

    Don't be too hard on the young lad, I'm sure that Stephie can keep him in line. Hell, she has you as a teacher and from what I've seen, you and Mrs. Grand have done a fantastic job.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited January 2006
    Wish her a Happy Birthday for me George! Now I know she's Daddy's Little Girl, but at least wait for the poor boy to do something wrong before you start wailing on him! :eek: :D WAAAAA!

    The poor kid probably won't even be able to eat with Steph's Grandfather, Father, & his own Mom there! :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Poor kid is one step away from either major indigestion or a heart attack! :D
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :D:D:D

    God Bless Dads! :)
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited January 2006
    George Grand wrote:
    Stephie turned Sweet Sixteen today. Among other gifts, we're taking her out to dinner with my father, her "boyfriend", and his mom. I'll bet that woman never sees my body move as I kick that little **** in the shins under the table.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)


    Hilarious!!!

    Be nice pop. Give the little shitball a chance. Someone at some point gave you a chance. (ducking my head for the return volley)

    Happy B-day to the little Grand!

    John
    No excuses!
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  • jcaut
    jcaut Posts: 1,849
    edited January 2006
    I've never even met George, but I'm betting that kid (the "boyfriend") is already scared $#!tless. That would be appropriate. I'm also betting he's actually a pretty good kid or he wouldn't have made it this far.

    Happy birthday to Stephie!

    Jason
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited January 2006
    A Happy "B" day to the Jr. Grand..!

    I think the steel cold eye contact will keep him in fear throughout dinner...

    Got a thing for the Chevy Caprice Brougham I see..!!

    Is the "boyfriend" riding in the trunk, or strapped to the hood..?
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  • dkg999
    dkg999 Posts: 5,647
    edited January 2006
    Ask all three of my daughters what boyfriends are, and they will all instantly reply ............ "target practice"! Ask them what to do if their date pulls into the driveway and lays on the horn for her to come out ........... and the instant reply is "go to my room and call 911 because my former date is going to need help".

    Ya gotta have a few rules in life :cool:

    Of course if you ask them what to do if we see a bear in the woods ....... the two youngest ones will pipe up with "run faster than Crystal" (hint - Crystal is the oldest one!)
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2006
    dkg999 wrote:
    Of course if you ask them what to do if we see a bear in the woods ....... the two youngest ones will pipe up with "run faster than Crystal" (hint - Crystal is the oldest one!)

    ROFL! That's always a good strategy! :p
    George Grand wrote: »
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited January 2006
    Happy Birthday to Steph!

    hey, how does Anthony take his coffee again :p
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  • BobMcG
    BobMcG Posts: 1,585
    edited January 2006
    Tell Steph we wished her a Happy B'day! :)

    As much as I would love to have been a "fly on the wall" at that diner I guess I just have to hope you were swift and accurate George! :D
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited January 2006
    Tell her happy birthday, and it's great to see her old man back in form...open invite still there if you ever make out this way.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited January 2006
    Good luck.
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