i feel like walking death

nadams

Came down with this stomach virus that's going around. I'm not one to throw up, I like to prolong the suffering for as long as possible :rolleyes:

All I've had to eat was some toast and tea at lunchtime, and that's what kicked off the uuuuuugh feeling. I didn't think that toast was enough of anything to do anything

Oh well, I'll get through it, and life will go on. Just figured I'd post about something while I'm sitting here with my friend, Mr. Bucket. Whee!

Ron-P

Shots of Jager will cheer ya right up. Try it, really.

nadams

hah... cheer me up and clear me out, I'm sure. Just as long as I wouldn't remember it in the morning...

steveinaz

I projectile vomited one time out my barracks room window while I was talking to a dude. He thought it was cool that I didn't miss a beat and went on with the conversation like nothing happened.

It's a skill, like anything else.

nadams

What did the guy out on the sidewalk think of it?

steveinaz

Luckily there was about 30ft border of grass around the barracks...the Army knows this happens..LOL

brettw22

Projectile vomit is an amazing thing to watch.......

I had a friend's little kid in my hands (he was learning to walk) and out of nowhere he streams a 3-5 second flood of puke right on my pants. I start to turn him after he'd finished and then another 2-3 second spewing all over any dry spot on my left leg and shoes. While totally disgusted to be coated in it, watching it flow in force was pretty neat.

Paul in Canada

I also have some kind of flu and feel like crap. When I read about the projectile vomiting it made laugh. Back when I was in high school me and a few friends decided we were going to go hang around the river and drink some gin. Later on that night we went back to my friends house to crash. So there are 3 guys crashed on the floor of this small bedroom and one in his bed when one of the guys makes a dash to the bathroom. I know this guys parents are home and am a little conserned about what they would think about their son puking in the bathroom. I turn on the lights just in time to see one of the other guys vomit straight up in to the air and come back down in his own face. The othe guy wakes up to this and heads out of the room and right outside. Mean while I'm still in the bedroom with the guy that vomited on himself and he keeps asking me, "who puked on me?" and I couldn't stop laughing long enough to say anything to him. My friend's parents woke up and were not impressed with all the puking going on in their house. When I think about that night it still makes laugh out loud.

nadams

hah... well, I made it through the night, and am indeed still alive. enjoying some time alone with my SDA's and some good tunes. At least I don't have a headache

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