Grandma, can I have a $100 for beer?

MSkeezer
MSkeezer Posts: 1,183
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
No? Ok, let me get my 2x4...

http://www.wtsp.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=24334

The question is...Exactly what would be the best punishment for this puke? I say strap his **** to a bike-like contraption and place him over a pool of acid. In order to stay out of the acid, he'll have to pedal his little **** off, but no matter how hard or how fast he pedals, the bike will still continue to drop slowly. He'll tire out soon enough...
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited January 2006
    horrible story. But he is 16, isn't it unusual to have his photo, full name and street listed? Maybe they did it, so somebody can take a 2x4 to his ****.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited January 2006
    Skin him alive.
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  • sda2mike
    sda2mike Posts: 3,131
    edited January 2006
    he'll be getting some good treatment where he's going :mad: inmates don't like his cowardly kind :mad: bring's to mind yesterday great thread "born between 1940 and 1965". if something like that happened in those years...dam sure guarantee...the punk's mug shot would have had some handy work by our men in blue! bet on it! and there would have been NOTHING SAID ABOUT IT! :mad:
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  • karpiel666
    karpiel666 Posts: 173
    edited January 2006
    His mother is in prison on cocaine possession and sale charges, and his father is serving a 15-year prison sentence for manslaughter after choking a prostitute to death in 2002.


    not the best family history. Imagine how the grandma must feel having spawned them. I cant even imagine the amount of severe mental problems it must take to beat anyone, let alone his grandma, like that. I would LOVE to spend 5-10 minutes in a room with him.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited January 2006
    If he lived in Vermont, they would give him a medal.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited January 2006
    He's just misunderstood

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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited January 2006
    inbreeding at it`s best...!
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  • nesticle
    nesticle Posts: 86
    edited January 2006
    Just by looking at his pic it looks like he has some pretty bad mental problems, and his family history isn't exactly the American dream (mom goes to prison for cocaine and dad goes because he choked a hooker to death). They should probably put that kid in a mental institution or something.
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  • StopherJJ1980
    StopherJJ1980 Posts: 267
    edited January 2006
    I deal a lot with kids like these. Im a counselor at a inpatient adolescent psych unit. Im sure his parents are wonderful specimens of human beings *dripping with sarcasm* Also that behavior, the violence and all that, screams meth to me. Im sure youll find he was high at the time if you look into it. Sad howjust anyone can have a kid...
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  • MSkeezer
    MSkeezer Posts: 1,183
    edited January 2006
    The government should step in and regulate reproduction. Maybe we'll see less inbreeding...
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2006
    The government should step in and regulate reproduction.
    +1

    It takes months and mega bucks to adopt, it's time this same process is applied to everyone that wants to have kids.

    Now, I say let grandma have her shot with this kid, eye for an eye!
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited January 2006
    Sad story, indeed. And not trying to sound too judgemental, but the kid looks disgusting. Typical overweight, probably low sefl-esteem teen.
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited January 2006
    Throw him in adult prison, and let them have their way with him... that would be punishment enough :)
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  • StopherJJ1980
    StopherJJ1980 Posts: 267
    edited January 2006
    MSkeezer wrote:
    The government should step in and regulate reproduction. Maybe we'll see less inbreeding...

    Wait a sec. I dont wanna have the gov't in charge, they screw everything up. I should be in charge or reproductive rights lol :)
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited January 2006
    let the kid go play with the nice police dogs... when he has a bag of cocaine in his pocket.
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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