Bowler goes out in style

Strong Bad
Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
PORTAGE, Mich. - A bowler collapsed and died at a bowling alley shortly after rolling the third perfect game of his life.

Ed Lorenz, 69, bowled a 300 Wednesday in his first league game of the night at Airway Lanes. When the retiree got up to bowl in the fifth frame of his second game, he clutched his chest and fell over, and efforts to revive him failed.

“If he could have written a way to go out, this would be it,” said Johnny D Masters, who was bowling with Lorenz.
No excuses!
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited December 2005
    Everybody gotta' go sometime.... hope he still had a smile on his face.
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,202
    edited December 2005
    Yep, listening to talk radio right now and they are having people call in about their own stories of people dying while doing what they love best.

    H9
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass Pass Labs XA25 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Supreme DAC | MIT Shotgun S1 | Pangea AC14SE MKII | Legend L600 | BlueSound Node 3 - Tubes add soul!
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited December 2005
    When I die, I want to be cremated, and mixed into some Nitro-Methane. Then I want to go THROUGH a big block down the 1320.

    RRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Done.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited December 2005
    I'm hoping my wife will dispose of me in the landfill, like a mafia snitch.
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • heiney9
    heiney9 Posts: 25,202
    edited December 2005
    I'd like to be cremated and have my remains incorporated into a NEW high end interconnect cable and then passed around in the cable swap program. :D:D

    H9
    "Appreciation of audio is a completely subjective human experience. Measurements can provide a measure of insight, but are no substitute for human judgment. Why are we looking to reduce a subjective experience to objective criteria anyway? The subtleties of music and audio reproduction are for those who appreciate it. Differentiation by numbers is for those who do not".--Nelson Pass Pass Labs XA25 | EE Avant Pre | EE Mini Max Supreme DAC | MIT Shotgun S1 | Pangea AC14SE MKII | Legend L600 | BlueSound Node 3 - Tubes add soul!
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited December 2005
    Just put my in **** bag and run me through one last time. :p
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited December 2005
    You are one sick mo-fo......I like it! :)
    If...
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    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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