The Parrot

disneyjoe7

A man gets to his plane seat and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the
seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes around and the man asks
her for a cup of coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks,
"Bring me a whiskey, ****."

The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings a whiskey to the parrot, but forgets
the coffee. When the man points this out to her, the parrot immediately drains
its glass and yells,
"Get me another whiskey, ****."

Quite upset, the stewardess returns shortly with a whiskey for the parrot, but
still no coffee for the man. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides to
try the parrot's approach.
"I've asked you twice for a coffee, ****, now go and get it for me."

In a couple of seconds, two burly stewards arrive, grab both the man and the
parrot, take them to the emergency exit and toss them both out of the airplane.
As they're falling toward the ground, the parrot turns to the man and says,
"You know, for someone who can't fly, you're kind of a mouthy ****."

brettw22

LOL........nice

audiobliss

Rofl!!!!