Sliced Bagels

GZ
GZ Posts: 343
edited February 28 in Clubhouse Archives
Does anyone know why the heck they don't slice bagels all the way through? I mean if they can slice 'em almost all the way, why stop?
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited April 2002
    I don't know man, thats a good point. Perhaps they do it so you can't just grab 2 'tops'. We all know the tops are better than the bottoms.

    Cheers,
    Jesco White
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited April 2002
    things that make you go hmmmm....:rolleyes:
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited April 2002
    Plus they are in cahoots with the toaster guys so you have to buy a new toaster that will fit a bagel.....

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • -justin-
    -justin- Posts: 891
    edited April 2002
    Cause some idiot at the office will put their hand in the bad and pull out half, put it back, pull out another half, by the time he is done, they will be all mixed up.

    ~JB
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited April 2002
    Bagels ****'en suck.....


    Doughnuts Out~:D
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  • lax01
    lax01 Posts: 496
    edited April 2002
    Hey don't diss bagels! If you put 3-5 strips of bacon on a bagel, it is sooooo good! Try it, I eat that every morning. Now, why can't I gain weight?!?!?! :confused:
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  • johnnyamerika
    johnnyamerika Posts: 382
    edited May 2002
    5 strips of bacon every morning! Screw gaining weight, you're gonna give yourself a bleedin' heartattack by 30!

    I eat the bagels tho..but Krispie Kreme doughnuts...mmmmm
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited May 2002
    Bagels, Donuts....toast...all a waste.

    Bread solo is worthless, now roll it around a nice hot link, or other assorted sausage, then its on brothas.....

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    Jimmy Dean
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited May 2002
    put 3-5 strips of bacon on a bagel, it is sooooo good! Try it, I eat that every morning

    You know, Curly from City Slickers died eary because he ate bacon everyday.


    Peace Out~:D

    ...and bagels still ****'en suck. Girly food. Would you like some tea with your bagel?
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  • GZ
    GZ Posts: 343
    edited May 2002
    Tea? Now that's girly stuff. I prefer lots of strong black coffee! And not that flavored stuff. As far as Curly goes, I thought he died because he smoked between every breath.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited May 2002
    It's been awhile but if I remember correctly.

    Mitch (Billy Crystal) had mentioned or asked how Curly died and Daniel (Phil Berquist) responeded by saying "He ate Bacon for every meal, you can't do that".


    Yes, I also only drink my coffee black and STRONG. No foo-foo cafe mochas, half regular/half decaf, light on the foam with a hint of cinnamon and chocolate sprinkles here. Those drinks are for you bagel eaters.


    Peace Out~:D
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  • GZ
    GZ Posts: 343
    edited May 2002
    Ron-P
    I checked and you are right, it was the bacon that did him in. I bet it was that really thick sliced kind loaded with fat, not the wimpy thinly sliced lo-cal wanna-be bacon with little or no taste.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited May 2002
    Talk about bacon.

    Trader Joes sells this thick sliced apple wood smoked bacon that is the pigs ****. I love the stuff, but only have it one day a week.


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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited May 2002
    Man, I thought bacon came from the pig's back? I'll be dammed if I ever fry up some pig **** and eat it.....apple smoked or not....

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • bkleinke
    bkleinke Posts: 51
    edited May 2002
    5 strips of bacon every morning! Screw gaining weight, you're gonna give yourself a bleedin' heartattack by 30!

    ROFLMAO What you don't think he'll make it to 40? Besides doesn't it depend on how cooked the bacon is? Since if you REALLY cook it can't you burn off all the nasty fat :lol::lol:
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  • johnnyamerika
    johnnyamerika Posts: 382
    edited May 2002


    Since if you REALLY cook it can't you burn off all the nasty fat :lol::lol:

    Kinda like drinking kills of all those nasty brain cells, eh :lol:
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  • lax01
    lax01 Posts: 496
    edited May 2002
    You guys are making me soooo hungry! Unfortunately the bacon I eat is that cheap (probably not lo-cal, though) thin stripped bacon. I try to get my dad to buy the really good (expensive) thick bacon at Sutton Place Gourmet but he sometimes forgets. It's alright though, my day has plenty of time to burn those extra calories. LAX practice after schools is one of the biggest.
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