Season's Greetings

nadams

TO ALL MY LIBERAL FRIENDS:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of
others, or the! ir choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the
Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher."


TO ALL MY CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

F1nut

TO ALL MY GRUMPY FRIENDS:

Ba humbug!

Frank Z

To all my drunk friends...
Cherry Mirthmas

madmax

I am rather offended to find out that you group your friends into categories. Why can't we all just get along without feeling judged.

madmax



Oh, and to all MY liberal friends:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

cfrizz

WAAAAA! Thank you for the laugh, this was great!

Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!

BIZILL

F1nut wrote:

TO ALL MY GRUMPY FRIENDS:

Ba humbug!

i concur.

reeltrouble1

F1nut wrote:

TO ALL MY GRUMPY FRIENDS:

Ba humbug!

HO HO HO, if my big butt gets stuck, come pull me out by my boots !!!

We could have the order of PGOM in answer to SOPA.

POLK GRUMPY OLD MEN, it seems we have a likely President!!! :mad:

We could hunt down SOPA members and kick the crap out of em!!!!! decoder rings my ****.

RT1

PS--Merry Christmas

HBombToo

ahhh... just drink beer and be happy! like me.

Happy Holidays.

HBomb

BIZILL

reeltrouble1 wrote:

HO HO HO, if my big butt gets stuck, come pull me out by my boots !!!

We could have the order of PGOM in answer to SOPA.

POLK GRUMPY OLD MEN, it seems we have a likely President!!! :mad:

We could hunt down SOPA members and kick the crap out of em!!!!! decoder rings my ****.

RT1

PS--Merry Christmas

i am a proud member of both organizations. where does that leave me? with a big, fat inner-conflict. that's where.
what the ****? i never got a secret decoder ring. maybe that is what skynut's christmas karma is. i'll know on sunday! :cool:

MacLeod

nadams wrote:

TO ALL MY LIBERAL FRIENDS:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of
others, or the! ir choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the
Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher."


TO ALL MY CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Rock on Noah! Thats a riot!!

madmax

I sent that to a co-worker. He got quite a kick out of it.
madmax

reeltrouble1

BIZILL wrote:

i am a proud member of both organizations. where does that leave me? with a big, fat inner-conflict. that's where.
what the ****? i never got a secret decoder ring. maybe that is what skynut's christmas karma is. i'll know on sunday! :cool:

You just hunt yourself and then kick yourself and your done. Simple.

Death to SOPA

RT1

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.