A Simple Method for Keeping Your Toilet Unclogged

Early B.

Just thought I'd share an amazing discovery for those of you who eat junk food all day and launch huge missiles when you take a crap that are so big they clog up your toilet.

Here's how: just before you drop that first big terd, flush the toilet. That way, the terd will hit the moving water and won't get a chance to stop up the toilet. This method is also helpful for removing much of the stench. No need to let that terd simmer in your toilet. It's even better than a courtesy flush. Another advantage is that the terd won't land and ricochet drops of toilet water into your ****. Don't you just hate when that happens?

Why post this, you ask? 'Cause most of you guys are full of ****. :eek:

polkatese

very useful info here, early. The title of the thread should have been: "It's all about ****!"

madmax

This is why I come to club polk...
madmax

Demiurge

No ****?

BIZILL

what if the poo fails to break away or you don't clamp down in time and the **** slaps down on the bottom when the water stops flowing causing nasty skid marks?

steveinaz

good tip, thanks brotha.

Dennis Gardner

Pre-emptive...courtesy flushes.......ya'll are missing the primary reason for raising a fog so thick you can cut it with a knife.

Enough alone time to read the new Parts Express catalogue cover-to-cover.

Hell anything other than waiting until the residual has dried on the crackamyass isn't enough time in my house.

BIZILL

Dennis Gardner wrote:

Hell anything other than waiting until the residual has dried on the crackamyass isn't enough time in my house.

a bidet would moisten that **** right up to allow for easier wipage.

trubluluc

.....'wipage'? "I was talking about my rug."

-Dude

BIZILL wrote:

a bidet would moisten that **** right up to allow for easier wipage.