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wangotango68
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edited February 28 in Clubhouse Archives
A man walks out of the desert and into a small town. There was a man standing at the Bus Stop. He walked up to the man and said," Excuse me, but where is nearest Bar. I have just treked 277 miles across that desert, and I want an ice cold beer." The man pointed to the nearest bar and replied," That is the nearest Bar, but it is a **** Bar." The traveler decided it didn't matter, and went to the bar. As he walked in, he decided to act tough. He decided to use a line from a movie. He told the bartender in a rather loud tone," Gimme an ice cold beer. I'm so thirsty,I could drink the sweat from a BULL'S BALLS!" A fellow with not much on except a pair of leather chaps stood up and squealed in delight, " MOO MOO BUCKAROO !! "


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