Hurtin....

RuSsMaN
RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
edited February 28 in Clubhouse Archives
Man, just thought I'd share....

I'm in PAIN today, I really tied one on last night...

All I know is there was an empty bottle of some 'pino something greigo' wine on the kitchen counter this morning, and I don't even remember that...I remember the Boddingtons, I remember posting a couple threads, I remember sitting pie-eyed in the man cave.....

But wine? Man, I hardly ever touch the stuff....I must have been ammoed and out of beer...

Cheers,
Dudley Moore
Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited April 2002
    Ever notice that you always seem to run out of Boddingtons MUCH too quickly......

    That stuff is oh, so smooth.......

    Smoother than a prom-queen's thighs...

    T-Smooth

    Besides, what do you expect from a horn guy? Listen to anything....drink anything....
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • johnnyamerika
    johnnyamerika Posts: 382
    edited April 2002
    Oh god, Boddingtons is the best beer! Just thinking about it makes me want a pint (or two or three :) )...I also like that Jon Whitbread fellow...he pours a good one :D
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  • OrangeToupee
    OrangeToupee Posts: 488
    edited April 2002
    No, not the wine!! Whenever the wine comes out, there's nothing but trouble on your horizon. Yes, and it's always a case of poor beer management; too lazy, or too forgetful to properly assess how the beer situation has come along.

    The zaniest hangovers come from that damn wine, and the filthiest taste in your mouth the morning after. Gross! Hey, but it's better than nothin'.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited April 2002
    I dunno......I don't think it is really possible to run out of Boddingtons to be honest.

    I think it is entirely possible to run out of time, let's say it is, ahem, 5 freakin' AM then, well, you know it might be time to call it quits. Not poor beer management though....

    Wine is perfume coming, raw sewage coming out...

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited April 2002
    I'm in PAIN today, I really tied one on last night...
    Russ, yikes dude, this is more than we need to know...strap-ons?


    Peace Oot~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited April 2002
    Ya know Ron, to tell the truth, I would not know if I did or not...

    Now THAT is scary.

    It was one of those mornings when you wake up, and you are real hurried to verify everything is 'kosher'. Say hello to the wife, ok - she's not pissed....Where's my wallet? Are any windows broken? All speakers still upright? Did I post any racial slurs on the forum? Any new dents in the truck? Any bail receipts? Any strange objects lodged in my colon?

    Man, dinner, then BED, nothing else.....

    Cheers,
    Russ 'beer fartin like a tugboat' Gates
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited April 2002
    you know that have special facilities and meetings for that ****.....

    Big Dumb Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited April 2002
    Right On Russ. I have not gotten tanked in ages, maybe it's time, but then again, after reading this thread, maybe I'll think twice:)

    Here's to getten better and doing it all over again


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited April 2002
    Jesus, Ron, how could you get tanked drinking that 10W-40 Steelhead?
    Man, It's quality brew to be sure but a sixer of that is like plowing through 6 loaves of wheat bread. I'll bet you could **** through a screen for a week with zero splash-back.


    Big Dumb Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • johnnyamerika
    johnnyamerika Posts: 382
    edited April 2002
    Beer Managment? Is that like Bass Managment without the wires? :)

    Beer farts=gross out..
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited April 2002
    Troy, man, no way. I'd explode if I drank a 6'er of that. For the quick at heart, I go with my fav....Jeigermeister.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited April 2002
    Jager...EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

    Might as well take a few shots of Cough Medicine......

    Man, Jager and pickeled eggs rank up there on my list of things that could make me blow chunks if I smell them.....

    Cheers,
    Russ

    Man, they are getting REAL hot and stinky, I'm not doing it in my area any more. I laid a real nice egg in the kitchen a few minutes ago, people are coming out frowning and grimacing...heh heh
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited April 2002
    Thank the Beer gods that we do not have scratch-n-sniff threads.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • OrangeToupee
    OrangeToupee Posts: 488
    edited April 2002
    I'm totally going to hurl if anyone mentions Jeigermeister again. Oh, and please, whatever you do, don't even think about Peppermint Schnapps let alone post it!

    To be honest, whenever I'm looking(eyes darting even now) to get tanked, I simply pound about 9 pints of Labatt's over the course 3-3.5 hours. That's how I do it, I stay away from wine and all of that weird ****. I also smoke a pack of cigarettes during that timeframe, and come morning .... voila! I feel like **** on a stick! Works every time.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited April 2002
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Man, it even hurts to laugh, I thought for sure I would be feeling better by now.....

    So orange, you sayin you arent up for some shots of Rumplemintz? That nice warm feeling in your gullet...

    Maybe have it with some pickle-loaf and scrambled eggs?

    Cheers,
    Pepto Bismol
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • OrangeToupee
    OrangeToupee Posts: 488
    edited April 2002
    LOL! Russ, you're going to kill me right where I'm sitting. Rumplemintz? The mere mention of it sends quivers through my spine, which finally roll-off of my lips at about 5Hz's and make their long journey back to Hades.

    Who was the **** that conjured up these foul concoctions? That's it, I'm heading out tonight, and you can bet your bottom dollar that there's a case of Blatz in my immediate future.

    By the way, I misspelled (I corrected them) three **** words in my last post; that's how disturbing this topic is.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited April 2002
    Wimps, all of yazzzzz.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited April 2002
    Jeigermeister


    Peace Out~:D











    I can just about hear the heeving....
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • gidrah
    gidrah Posts: 3,049
    edited April 2002
    The other night I sat here and drank a 12 in about 2hrs. I find that if you drink them fast enough, there is no need to refrigerate. Besides it saves travel time if they're sitting by your side. I then went to the hard stuff and used the daughter's juice boxes for mix.

    One night after running out of beer, I looked in the trunk and found about 3 bottles of NyQuil. I slammed one, sipped 1/2 of another and oh boy.
    Make it Funky! :)
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  • briancs
    briancs Posts: 193
    edited April 2002
    Ok last night. Honey Brown, Bud Light, Baccardi dark, Boone's Wild Island (gimme a break I like the stuff), Butter Scotch Schnapps, Pina Colada, and some pretty damned good Jack D. blueberry crap. The chick drinks are prominent because I was the only dude there :D:D.. Oh and I feel like runny crap on a broken stick :mad:
    The guy with $40.00 mains and a $700.00 subwoofer.
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  • OrangeToupee
    OrangeToupee Posts: 488
    edited April 2002
    The NyQuil and beer thing is a killer buzz. Pain killers and muscle relaxers with beer is also a splendid and rockin' good time.

    Sometimes, during some of those really boring work meetings, I'll sneak away to the bathroom, roll up my pant leg, wisk off my socks and shoes, then shoot-up some crown royal in between my toes(keeeps the girlfriend and physician off the trail). Don't knock it, makes the meetings tolerable.
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  • wangotango68
    wangotango68 Posts: 1,056
    edited April 2002
    BOOOOOOOOO!!!! im sure there is
    a local aa meating in your area!!
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  • rskarvan
    rskarvan Posts: 2,374
    edited April 2002
    Orangetoupee....certainly you are kidding about that toe thing. Right?
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  • johnnyamerika
    johnnyamerika Posts: 382
    edited April 2002
    Main-lining crown royal?? That sounds like a behind the music special on VH1!

    Between that and slamming NyQuil, you guys may have a problem. ;)
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  • gidrah
    gidrah Posts: 3,049
    edited May 2002
    Tonight was only a 6-pack. Sure, I had a little before the concert, and sure they were 16oz(ers), but it's only six.

    The thing to remember when mixing downers (Barbituates), is to off-set them with at-least one upper (Amphetamine). This will keep you from melting to the chair and drooling all night. It will also help with keeping your heart beating if you pass out. I must have read this somewhere.

    BTW: The 16s are gone. Time for the juice boxes and a stroll down to the basement.

    :confused: If your only problem with alcohol is your nagging spouse, is it really the alcohol?:eek:
    Make it Funky! :)
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