The **Official** I don't have a life out side this forum thread....

Frank Z

I was deeply moved and inspired by this thread, so much so that I thought we really need a seperate thread to show that we truly are 2 channel/HT geeks.

For those that choose to reply, please start your reply as follows...

This is what I do while my tweeters warm up

Frank Z

This is what I do while my tweeters warm up

Project Ida Know.

BlueMDPicker

This is what I do while my tweeters warm up

Oh, and this too if they're really cold.

Frank Z

Because this guy is so entertaining, and his thread will get deleted soon....

LAZARUSMAN wrote:

If I Had One Of The Sharpened Arkansas Knives I Might Use It To Close The Lips Of All Those Smart-alleck **** Who Have No Life But Ripping Others And Degrading People Because They Don't Wear Their Audio Gear On Their Sleeve To Compensate For The Miniscule ****'s For Which They Were Born.
Who Gives A Damn What Your Setup Is Or How Many Speakers You Own If It Only Serves To Prove You A Stuck Up **** Who Can't Be Outdone. You People Know Who You Are And Are A Bunch Of Bragging Know It Alls With No Life But The Inside Of Your Home And Internat Chat Rooms. (by The Way, Soliciting Girls Under 18 Is Illegal.) Why Don't You Open A **** Disco Club So You Can Play All Your Sets Of Speakers And Get To Live Out Your Sexual Fantasies All At One Time. (i'll Bet Those Wham/george Michael Concert Dvds Will Sound Awesome In A Big Club With Your Lifepartner Speakers.)
A **** Club Might Serve You Best As You Have A Better Shot At Finding Love As No Woman Would Touch You With A Ten Foot Pole. A Typical Once A Year Day In Your Life Probably Goes Something Like This:
"hey Baby, Check Out My D/a Converter And My 18 Pairs Of Speakers. The 15.9879099999908890 Hz Boost Makes My Ears Totally Bleed And I Just Detest It. Don't You Agree? You Know, I Am The Coolest Guy In The Polk Chat Rooms And My Gear Is The Best In The Country. People In The Chat Rooms Hang On My Every Word Because I Own Not One, Not Two, But Three Pairs Of Polk Speakers. Pretty Cool, Huh? Oh, By The Way, No One Has Stuff Better Than Polk. It Is The Best Ever. That Mass Marketed Crap They Make Now Is Still The Bomb! I Mean, It Has To Be. No Self Respecting Company Would Ever Sell Out And Market Their Speakers At Some Big Box Store Like, You Know, Circuit City. By The Way, Do You Like My Jumbotron In The Living Room. I Know It Takes Up The Entire Wall, But It Is The Biggest T.v. In Anyone's Home In North America And My Kaligula Dvd Just Looks Great In Mega Size! In Fact, It Is Bigger Than The One At Tom Cruise's House. Man, Tom Cruise Is So Cool. I Wish I Could Be A Pilot Guy Like He Was In Top Gun. Some Of My Chat Room Buddies Call Me "ace." I Just Bought That Soundtrack On Cd And I Have The Original Album Signed By Tom Cruise's Equipment Manager. Man, It Rocks. The Cd Was Just Remastered To 57 Bit Standards. And Gosh, Isn't Keeanu Reeves The Coolest In Matrix. I Like To Stand In Between The Extensive Stacks Of My Hustler Collection And Pretend I Am "the One" While Doing Those Martial Arts Moves. I'm Not Very Flexible As I Spend Most Of My Waking Hours Sitting In This Chair With Cheetos And Bragging On The Polk Chat Rooms....)wanna See My Moves? I Like To Do Them In My Spiderman Underoos As I Feel Like A Superhero. I Have The Entire Matrix Collection Including The Anime Re-animated Fantasy Version. You Know, I Still Have My Dungeons And Dragons Collection From High School And My Original Atari 2600?"

"anyhow, My Mega Tv Helps Me Compensate For The Rather Small Appendage The Good Lord Appointed Me. He Felt My Place On Earth Was To Have The Biggest And Baddest Electronics And That Size Really Doesn't Matter Except When Dealing With A/v Gear. Well, It Really Doesn't Because I Have All This Gear To Make Me Happy And Since I've Never Had A Girlfriend I Don't Really Know What I'm Missing. And, I Hear Woman Can Be Really Needy And Demanding. Plus, Hustlers And **** Videos Are Much Cheaper Than Actually Leaving The House And Buying Dinner And A Movie. You're The Kind Of Girl That Doesn't Care About Size, Right? You Just Like Me For The Audio And Car Geek I Really Am? I Know I Just Picked You Up On The Corner, But You Probably Sensed That I Had Big Speakers The Minute You Got In The Car. The Sound Of My 15's Thumping In The Trunk Was An Instant Turnon I'm Sure."

"i Like Chat Rooms As I Can Be Totally Cool And No One Can See Me For The Total Loser I Have Always Been. They Think I Am The Coolest Since I Make Up All This Stuff About Having Better Gear Than They Do. I Know I Don't Have A Couch Or A Bed, But Isn't My 8.9 Surround Setup Really Awesome? Plus, I Don't Mind Sleeping On The Avocado Green Shag Rug. They Were Very Cool In The 70's."
Oh, Yea, That Is My Firebird. I Just Jacked It Up And Put On A Set Of Spinners. I Am Planning On Getting Some Neon Windshield Wipers And Driving Down To Myrtle Beach For Bike Week. (i Would Buy A Harley, But I Am Scared To Take Off The Training Wheels. Plus, I Really Prefer Those **** Rice Rockets As I Look Cool When Wearing My Oakley Wraparounds (and They Come In Neon Colors Just Like My Oakleys. The Oakleys Are Just Like The Ones Pro-baseball Players Wear, Pretty Neat, Huh!)

"do You Like Nascar? I Love That Ricky Rudd And Especially That Jeff Gordon. Wish I Was As Handsome As Him. His Girlfriend Has Some Big You Know Whats!!!!!!!not As Big As The Girls In My Hustlers, Though."

"man, I Wish I Had Been Coordinated Enough To Play Sports When I Was Younger. I Was Such A Galky Nerd. I(but Look At Me Now With All My Gear!) I Actually Like Being This Pasty White Color As It Is Much Safer Than Getting A Tan With All That Skin Cancer Business Going Around. Anyhow, I'm Just Gonna Cruise Up And Down The Strip On Myrtle Beach With My Subs Thumping. Yea, They Do Take Up The Entire Trunk, But Who Needs A Trunk? I Have 17 Amps And Four 15" Woofers In There. It Cost Me $3000 Alone To Have It Modified. I Had To Work Alot Of Overtime Down At The Wal-mart To Pay For It, But Isn't It Cool!!!????" By The Way, I Actually Have One Of Those $50.00 Chineese Made Dvd Players As There Was A Special At Wal-mart A Few Weeks Ago. (i Tell The Chat Room Guys That I Have A Cal Labs Player That Costs $900.00. They Are Really Impressed With People That Have Big A/v Equipment That Costs Lots Of Money! Plus, They Think My Ear Is So Refined That I Can Hear A Difference Between A $900.00 Player And The Same Digital Sound From My Chinese Piece Of Crap.")

"yes, I Know The House Is Really Messy And Dirty But No One Ever Comes Over And You Are The First Woman To Ever Come Through, So Why Bother?" I Don't Really Need Dishes As These T.v. Dinners Help Keep Me A Trim 290 Lbs. Anyhow, I Could Talk All Day, But You Must Obvioulsy Be Tired As You Have Fallen Asleep On My Crusty Shag Carpet."

Perhaps F1nut (a.k.a. Spidy-wanna-be) Can Borrow The Display Mannequin Purchased For My Antiques Shop For His Home So That He Can Actually Claim Something Resembling A Woman Has Been In His Home The Past Decade Other Than Hustler Magazines With Stuck Together Pages. (i Am So Glad You Have Nothing But Spare Time In Between Your Hustler Sessions To Research My Ebay Purchases And Sales.) Perhaps Put It Next To All The Speakers You Worship And Make Love To The Entire Group. Light Some Incense And Take Some Bong Hits While Reading Your Hustlers. A True Fantasy Date For Sure! Maybe You Can Watch Star Wars Or The Matrix Or Even Top Gun At The Same Time On One Of Your 5 T.v's. Wow!!!! (yes, I Know You Have Every Hustler Issue Except The Ultra Rare 1975 February Special Edition. But Keeping Searching On Ebay. I Know You Will Find It!) One Final Suggestion: F1 And Your Buddies, Maybe All Those Speakers Will Come In Handy. I Suggest Removing The Tweeters And Maybe There Will Now Be A Hole Small Enough That You Can Entertain Yourself. Probably Still Too Big For You, But You Seem To Be Creative And All-knowing, So I Am Certain You Can Come Up With Something To Make It Work.....maybe 4 Or 5 Pairs Of Socks? All Caps As Usual. Thanks For Bringing Out The Worst In Me. It Has Been A Pleasure To Put You In Your Place And Expose You For The Losers You Really Are. Now, Hopefully The People That Come To This Forum Looking For Useful Advice And Helpful Hints Can Get Down To Business And Ignore Your Interference

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cfrizz

WOW Mike!, I was going to say when I saw the 1st picture that it wasn't possible to rebuild that thing! I'm glad I kept scrolling down. Outstanding!

cfrizz

Hey Frank, I'm glad you find him amusing. Personally he reminds me of that dweeby character that Michael Douglas played who just went Postal one day after work.

Thank God this is the internet & it is hard to track people down. I think if this guy could he would hurt some of us!

Scary.

BlueMDPicker

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
the daytime crap with the folksinger slop
he hung himself with a guitar string
slap the turkey neck and it's hangin' on a pigeon wing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax
fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
:cool:

Frank Z

Cathy,
I find himto be sadly amusing at best.

BlueMDPicker

cfrizz wrote:

Hey Frank, I'm glad you find him amusing. Personally he reminds me of that dweeby character that Michael Douglas played who just went Postal one day after work.

BINGO Cathy! I flashed on the same movie. Oh my, I certainly hope the Lazter made it to McD's before they quit serving from the breakfast menu!

Frank Z

Fallen

TroyD

cfrizz wrote:

Thank God this is the internet & it is hard to track people down. I think if this guy could he would hurt some of us!

Scary.

Now THAT is a sobering thought for me.

BDT

Tour2ma

Actually it was "Falling Down"...

McLoki

cfrizz wrote:

Hey Frank, I'm glad you find him amusing. Personally he reminds me of that dweeby character that Michael Douglas played who just went Postal one day after work.

For those curious. I think the movie she is talking about is falling down. Well worth a rental for those wondering what happens when a semi-normal guys day turns from bad to worse.

Michael

reeltrouble1

This is what I do to warm my tweeters up:\

Sadly nothing, but;;;;;;;;

Now that you mention it I will be at my bench developing the

TWEETER HEATER :cool:

This device will allow you to experience your tweeters full musical potential. As tested by the KFACP (Knowlegeable Folks At Club Polk) the TWEETER HEATER conditions and adjusts your driver to its optimal ambient temperature for YOUR individual listening system. Simply attach the suction cup to your speaker grill or cabinet. The fluid coupler processor measures your resonance and temperature AT THE CABINET, unlike other tweeter conditioners which use an average of the overall room temperature and frequencies.

This device is 100% guaranteed to smooth out those harsh high end tones that not even the finest transports and jitter clocks can take care of. Try it out for 30 days risk free. You can return it for a full refund of your 129.00 purchase price if not thrilled with this KFACP endorsed device. The same applies for the ADVANCED TWEETER HEATER for esoteric systems available for only 189.00.

less the 39.00 shipping and handling charge

Watch for it in your finest audio tweek magazines.

RT1

Frank Z

Tour2ma wrote:

Actually it was "Falling Down"...

D'oh!!!

You are correct sir!![/Ed McMahon voice]

ESavinon

This is what's going to happen to lazarusman........
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/laserfart.html

ND13

ESAVINON wrote:

This is what's going to happen to lazarusman........
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/laserfart.html

That's some of the funniest **** I've seen in a while. :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

bobman1235

LOL, talk about having too much time on your hands.... hahahah.

Polkersince85

reeltrouble1 wrote:

This is what I do to warm my tweeters up:\

Audio Geeks.... That's all they do with that stereo stuff is listen to music.

shack

My tweeters NEVER get cold.....

DAGLJAM6

I'm still to engrossed in self-stimulation to have time for anything but that and audio. :rolleyes:

BIZILL

hope no one ever catches me walking around semi-nude wearing nothing buy my rti8! that would hurt. the 4 inch ports in my svs sounds better appealing.

brettw22

Laz is gone.....laz is gone.....

audiobliss

Thanks for posting a link to the naxja.org forum, FrankZ. I've joined over there now and I'm reading up, trying to increase my knowledge base on XJ's. I'm thinking about a lift one day...

I'm carmike692000 over there.

Frank Z

Your welcome. It's a cool site for Cherokee owners.