the patch
ntculenuff
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this is for the redneck beer drinker in all of us 
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the
road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said
"lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get
busted fer drinkin'
these here beers!!" Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over
and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty
bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they
reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the
road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said
"lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get
busted fer drinkin'
these here beers!!" Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over
and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty
bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they
reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"
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Definitive BP7001sc mains
Definitive C/L/R 3000 center
Polk RT800i's rears
Definitive supercube I Sub
Audio:
Onkyo TX-NR3010
Emotiva XPA five Gen 3
OPPO BDP-103 CD, SACD, DVD-A
Video:
Panasonic TC-P65ZT60
OPPO BDP-103 Bluray
Directv x's 2
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