My name is Brett, and I have a problem.......(group vocal) "HI BRETT"

brettw22
brettw22 Posts: 7,623
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Something's VERY wrong with me lately. I don't know what has happened, but it's hit a low SOOOOOOOO low that I'm sitting in my living room almost blankly looking at the wall wondering how I got here. What happened to allow this event to have occurred at all, and what my future might be because of it. Most of the people I know would think that I've lost my mind.....that my grip on reality is coming to a close.....and I think I might agree with them.

Ya see, I bought a Wynonna Judd album tonight.........
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,124
    edited September 2005
    Holy crap man, seek help NOW.

    BDT
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited September 2005
    TroyD wrote:
    Holy crap man, seek help NOW.

    BDT
    I think it's too late. I sorta liked Brett. Too bad.
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited September 2005
    It's been nice knowin' ya, pal! (Hmm...well, not really...but what else am I gonna say...:p)

    Oh, and...who is Wynonna Judd?
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited September 2005
    It could be worse (not really) it could have been a Michael Bolton cd. :D
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited September 2005
    audiobliss wrote:
    Oh, and...who is Wynonna Judd?
    Naomi's daughter and Ashley's sister. One of The Judds.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,576
    edited September 2005
    Just be glad that it wasn't another Techno CD, please for the love of all that is holy, expand your horizons.

    When I hear the name The Judd's, I immediately think of The Jug's and it makes me giggle. Musically? I have no idea what they even sound like....except for juglike. I'm a pig, but a svelte pig.
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited September 2005
    Oh. Well, The Judds isn't a bad group. It's been a while since I've heard them, but I remember that I liked 'em.
    George Grand wrote: »
    Jstas wrote: »
    Simple question. If you had a cool million bucks, what would you do with it?
    Wonder WTF happened to the rest of my money.
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited September 2005
    Ashley Judd? whoa..my one and only late night reason for.....wet.....never mind.
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited September 2005
    ND13 wrote:
    It could be worse (not really) it could have been a Michael Bolton cd. :D
    True. I always wondered what some one singing while having their balls hit with a hammer would sound like....then I heard Michael Bolton....and I knew.
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited September 2005
    Broaden horizons........blah.....love me some techno. ;)

    I actually was channel flipping and I can't explain how but it ended up on CMT and they were playing a concert that she's doing now about her life story and where she's been over the years and the songs that she was doing at the time blah blah blah.

    Dream Chaser is the beginning song (the single reason I bought the CD....and looked for the dvd even), and I don't know that it's so much the song as it is her vocals that made me actually listen and watch. Trust, I'm no country fan at all, and I think with her cover of "I Wanna Know What Love Is" is when I actually dug her voice. Anyway, this isn't going to be a repeat of my purchasing power, but had to admit that I had sinned, and ask for forgiveness..... :D
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  • janmike
    janmike Posts: 6,146
    edited September 2005
    To each his own.
    Michael ;)
    In the beginning, all knowledge was new!
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited September 2005
    It's just a chapter closing in the life story of Big **** Brett. The next chapter will bring something new, and get the tale back on track. Believe me (from personal experience), shooting yourself in the head with a flare gun is NOT a good idea. Neither is a Wynona CD.

    Brett, you've got the digits, make the call if you want to talk. We can even have another 3-way with Mark, like we did the other night. ;)

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 51,676
    edited September 2005
    shack wrote:
    True. I always wondered what some one singing while having their balls hit with a hammer would sound like....then I heard Michael Bolton....and I knew.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    PRICELESS!!!



    To all you other perverts, Ashley is my girl, so hands off. :D
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited September 2005
    RuSsMaN wrote:
    We can even have another 3-way with Mark, like we did the other night. ;)

    Cheers,
    Russ
    uh....nevermind...It's a softball but i'll just take a called strike 3 and head back to the dugout.
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    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited September 2005
    RuSsMaN wrote:
    We can even have another 3-way with Mark, like we did the other night. ;)
    You need to have more staying power though.....I was left disappointed...... :cool:
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,576
    edited September 2005
    F1 - I'm pretty sure she would hand you a "hands off" restraining order.

    Brett - He did drop out on the convo eh? LOL
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,124
    edited September 2005
    Welcome to the Surreal Life......

    <backing away slowly>

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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,576
    edited September 2005
    Polk Audio style....throw a Yankee Redneck, a **** Guy and a Texan in a house for 90 days and see what happens.

    I'll venture to say alot of fun, beings we all have fun @ Polkfest...and that's clean fun you sickos. It might actually get cancelled.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,124
    edited September 2005
    Clean fun, minus the vomitting for distance contest.

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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited September 2005
    It`s okay Brett...
    It happens to the best of us..

    I once bought a **GULP**gOgO`S LP...
    and was caught by my other band members (I play the Drums) whom I hadn`t seen in over a year, that just stopped by to suprise me, and found me with the speakers on each side of me about a foot from my head, with the volume wide open....

    needless to say I was so embarassed that I never touched that stuff again..



    Haven`t heard from the guys since then..it`s been years.....

    after they got done laughing thier asses off, they probably figured I had lost my mind, and was better left alone...

    sad but true....
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited September 2005
    Dude, 'Our Lips Are Sealed', on Gogo's 'Vacation' LP.

    Effing jam if I EVER heard one.

    Rock on Beardog.
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited September 2005
    beardog03 wrote:
    It`s okay Brett...
    It happens to the best of us..

    I once bought a **GULP**gOgO`S LP...
    and was caught by my other band members (I play the Drums) whom I hadn`t seen in over a year, that just stopped by to suprise me, and found me with the speakers on each side of me about a foot from my head, with the volume wide open....

    needless to say I was so embarassed that I never touched that stuff again..



    Haven`t heard from the guys since then..it`s been years.....

    after they got done laughing thier asses off, they probably figured I had lost my mind, and was better left alone...

    sad but true....


    You just had me in tears,............laughing that is.
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited September 2005
    THat`S THE ONE..!!!

    :D :eek: :eek: :eek: :D:D
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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited September 2005
    Speakers...beside your head....1 foot away...wide open......ouch?



    <---- Oh, and look over there...what number does that say? :D:D:D:D
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,124
    edited September 2005
    Belinda Carlisle?

    I'd watch Russ hit it.

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited September 2005
    I'd be a PROUD GoGos groupie. Nasty Beeotches. Yeah babe.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,124
    edited September 2005
    I'd like to be the meat in thier man sammich.

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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited September 2005
    did I hear the hammer from a pistol get pulled back?
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • gidrah
    gidrah Posts: 3,049
    edited September 2005
    The first step is admitting you have a problem.

    I never got past that one!
    Make it Funky! :)
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  • jcaut
    jcaut Posts: 1,849
    edited September 2005
    Russ, ... "Our Lips Are Sealed" was on "Beauty and The Beat", not "Vacation"

    I was just lis-.. er...uh.. looking that up.....





    That Michael Bolton comment REALLY cracked me up. I needed that this morning, after all the junk that's been going on. That IS what he sounds like!!

    Jason
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