Real Life Ken

MSkeezer
MSkeezer Posts: 1,183
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Ken

What is wrong with people? Seriously? And I thought Michael Jackson was weird...
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited August 2005
    Well, ain't he just precious. :D
    I think he grew up playing with Barbie and Ken. :eek:
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • sda2mike
    sda2mike Posts: 3,131
    edited August 2005
    ND13 wrote:
    Well, ain't he just precious. :D
    I think he grew up playing with Barbie and Ken. :eek:

    prob. just ken :D
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited August 2005
    "A virtual human "Ken" doll,"

    Does that mean he has no Johnson or family jewels?
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,729
    edited August 2005
    Good God, another freak!
    Political Correctness'.........defined

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  • sda2mike
    sda2mike Posts: 3,131
    edited August 2005
    hoosier21 wrote:
    "A virtual human "Ken" doll,"

    Does that mean he has no Johnson or family jewels?

    their in his ****..................implants! :p
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited August 2005
    Anatomically incorrect
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • CrBoy
    CrBoy Posts: 580
    edited August 2005
    he is one freakin' MF...
    <|>
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  • Spawndn72
    Spawndn72 Posts: 453
    edited August 2005
    What I want to know is where do these freaks get enough money to do this crap. It is one thing to be a freak, but to be a freak and be able to afford this stuff is just ridiculas.
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  • Danny Tse
    Danny Tse Posts: 5,206
    edited August 2005
    That creeped me out!! :eek:
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited August 2005
    Ken my ****. That is one Alfred E. Neumann looking ****!

    America 2005. Yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

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  • landry_p2000
    landry_p2000 Posts: 1,313
    edited August 2005
    WTF is that? :confused: He looks like an android. Butt implants? WTF :confused:
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  • MSkeezer
    MSkeezer Posts: 1,183
    edited August 2005
    He almost makes Jacko look normal, doesn't he?
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  • jdhdiggs
    jdhdiggs Posts: 4,305
    edited August 2005
    Bicep, peck and butt implants? It would have been cheaper and less painful to join a gym. Wow...
    There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited August 2005
    That image will haunt me for all of time.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited August 2005
    Over $250,000 spent to look like a plastic freak, when it should have been spent on a psychiatrist!
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited August 2005
    250 Grand, for that look!!!! and there's starving children in this world (not to sound mushy) what a putz.
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited August 2005
    The really sad thing is that he thinks he looks good!
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited August 2005
    dragon1952 wrote:
    The really sad thing is that he thinks he looks good!

    Well, he claims to have looked like a cross between Patrick Swayze and David Hasselhoff before the surgeries, so go figure :eek:
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited August 2005
    Why would you possibly go to the same surgon as Michael Jackson did... don't people ever learn from other people's mistakes? *shudder*
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited August 2005
    ND13 wrote:
    Well, he claims to have looked like a cross between Patrick Swayze and David Hasselhoff before the surgeries, so go figure :eek:

    And he chose to look like that as opposed to those 2 handsome hunks????
    Now I know the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top!!!!!

    Scuze me I have to go barf now!! :confused: :mad:
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited August 2005
    I'll just continue doing engineering and ignor the ****.

    twin
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited August 2005
    Why go to a gym these days to get big? JUST IMPLANT IT!
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • nellis8166
    nellis8166 Posts: 292
    edited August 2005
    That guy has one foot over the fence and the other is on a banana peel on a total sex change operation.
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited August 2005
    nellis8166 wrote:
    That guy has one foot over the fence and the other is on a banana peel on a total sex change operation.

    If he's on the right type of fence, after the slip on the banana peel, there wouldn't be a need for the sex-change surgery......OUCH!!!! :p:D :eek:
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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