friday afternoon funnies
wangotango68
Posts: 1,056
> > > > > > > > > > 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: It's triplets.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
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> > > > > > > > > > > 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: She wants a divorce.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: She's a lawyer.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: So are you.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: You find several **** movies hidden there.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: You're in them.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
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> > > > > > > > > > > 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: He looks better than you.
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> > > > > > > > > > > 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
> > > daughter.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: With corrections.
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> > > > > > > > > > > 8. Good: The postman is early.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
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> > > > > > > > > > > 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: It's another man.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: He's your best friend.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: As a hooker.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
> > > > > > > > > > > Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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scott:cool:
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: It's triplets.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: She wants a divorce.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: She's a lawyer.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: So are you.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: You find several **** movies hidden there.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: You're in them.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: He looks better than you.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
> > > daughter.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: With corrections.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 8. Good: The postman is early.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: It's another man.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: He's your best friend.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
> > > > > > > > > > > Bad: As a hooker.
> > > > > > > > > > > Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
> > > > > > > > > > > Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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scott:cool:
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