Death To Smoochy

VR3
VR3 Posts: 28,765
edited August 2005 in Music & Movies
I can't believe this movie hasn't been mentioned here before. This movie absolutely rules...

Who couldnt like the idea of thinking Barney could have connections in the mafia? The whole idea behind this movie was freakin brilliant. Heck, that is an understatement...

Not to mention there are countless priceless lines in this movie...

"Let me tell you a secret - if you squirt a little liquid alfalfa in, it's blast off time."

"I'm Rainbow F*CKING Randolph!!"

"Hello there lil' nipple nibbler, the Rhino's a ****!"

"When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker."

"You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of ****, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber a*s! I'm goin' on safari ****! SAH-FAR-I!"

"Oh, thank you, Mother Teresa, why don't you tell that to the angry mob outside? They want my f*cking a*s. I'm like a d*mn toaster at Macy's; Rainbow's as* - aisle three. "

"In a country like this, where your average citizen is a f*ckin' Neanderthal, I wear it as a badge of honor."

"I'll sue your river-dance a*s!"

Great movie... Everyone should watch it! :D
- Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited August 2005
    Holy hell... Sid and I actually AGREE on a movie. This movie is definitely a sleeper classic. Great flick and obviously has a LOT of quotable lines.
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited August 2005
    yeah, i got more than a few chuckles out of it as well.
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  • wodom1
    wodom1 Posts: 1,054
    edited August 2005
    Smoochy is one of my favorite movies. I probably watch it at least once a month. I've had the DVD now for over two years.

    "I've got Mr. Boomy, Missy"

    Cops to Rainbow Randolph:
    "Are you okay?"

    Rainbow Randolph:
    "Well, I'm kinda f*$%ed up in general so it's hard to gauge."
    "I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot of people being artistic and creative. Not true, and it made me very depressed."

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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited August 2005
    Edward Norton is an awesome actor.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited August 2005
    For sure, a good one.
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  • Mazeroth
    Mazeroth Posts: 1,585
    edited August 2005
    My two brothers and I all own a copy.
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