Lance Armstrong busted...

nadams
nadams Posts: 5,877
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
French authorities, acting upon a tip, ILLEGALLY broke into Armstrongs
room and found THREE ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES, all BANNED IN FRANCE...

Soap, deodorant, and tooth paste!


:D
Ludicrous gibs!
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited July 2005
    I allways knew he was up to something.
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited July 2005
    nadams wrote:
    French authorities, acting upon a tip, ILLEGALLY broke into Armstrongs
    room and found THREE ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES, all BANNED IN FRANCE...

    Soap, deodorant, and tooth paste!


    :D

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! good one :p
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  • marker
    marker Posts: 1,084
    edited July 2005
    I thought it was going to be courage, bravery and persarverance!
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  • McLoki
    McLoki Posts: 5,231
    edited July 2005
    marker wrote:
    I thought it was going to be courage, bravery and persarverance!
    You were close but while those characteristics are banned in France, they have no reliable method of testing for them.

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  • marker
    marker Posts: 1,084
    edited July 2005
    So true! That didn't even occur to me, but you are exactly right!
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited July 2005
    Holy **** this is great :D
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  • Mike682
    Mike682 Posts: 2,074
    edited July 2005
    marker wrote:
    I thought it was going to be courage, bravery and persarverance!

    Excellent... :D
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  • marker
    marker Posts: 1,084
    edited July 2005
    Q- How many gears are in a French tank?
    A- 4 reverse speeds and 1 forward (just in case there's an attack from the rear).
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  • marker
    marker Posts: 1,084
    edited July 2005
    Q- Why did EuroDisney in france have to cancel the nightly fireworks display?
    A- A local French military base thought they were under attack and were looking for someone to surrender to.
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  • Mike682
    Mike682 Posts: 2,074
    edited July 2005
    Check this out:

    Go to google, type: french military victories, then click the "I'm feeling lucky button"

    hehehe
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  • marker
    marker Posts: 1,084
    edited July 2005
    Rule #1 in French warfare history- they have never been succesful when led by a frenchmen.

    The only 2 times ever were by a corsican (Napoleon) and a paranoid-schitzophrenic female (Joan of Ark).

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited July 2005
    I tried to Google this topic.
    Never Forget
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  • marker
    marker Posts: 1,084
    edited July 2005
    PolkThug wrote:
    I tried to Google this topic.

    Based on your results, does any more even need to be said?

    Case closed!
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited July 2005
    It wouldnt matter if the French busted Armstrong. All he would have to do is challange the charges and the French would surrender.

    Kinda like the joke:
    "Why are French tanks so expensive on the black market? Caused theyve never been fired and only driven in reverse!"

    Or:
    "Why are French military rifles so expensive? Cause theyve never been fired and only dropped once!"
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  • bknauss
    bknauss Posts: 1,441
    edited July 2005
    nadams busted for a year old joke ;) Still a good one though.
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  • marker
    marker Posts: 1,084
    edited July 2005
    Our friends the French have been the same for 2000 years starting with the Gallic Wars, I doubt they've changed much in the last year, so the joke is still very much valid! :p
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited July 2005
    Well, anytime anyone takes a stab at the French, Im all for it.

    Theyve tried to screw us over so much and proven time and time again they AINT no friend to us....unless somebody attacks them.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited July 2005
    The French Foreign Legion is the only good thing to be branded French in ages. I'm naturally generalizing, but I don't need France to survive, so who cares.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited July 2005
    My 3 Frenchie favs:

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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited July 2005
    cracking on the French is a great way to relieve frustration isnt it?
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited August 2005
    RuSsMaN wrote:
    My 3 Frenchie favs:


    JM Lab / Focal

    Mmmmmmm. Focal.

    I hate to admit it but I too love Focal speakers. The Polyglass car speaker is an astounding work of art and at only $400 too.
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