(another) Club Polk Movie Trailer....

RuSsMaN
RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Coming this summer, to theaters everywhere.

An action packed thriller that will take you.....
Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • MSkeezer
    MSkeezer Posts: 1,183
    edited July 2005
    far beyond the reaches of our galaxy...
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited July 2005
    and your sex drive....
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,774
    edited July 2005
    ...will go through the roof as Mark runs through the halls with no pants as...
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • Roy Munson
    Roy Munson Posts: 886
    edited July 2005
    steal the space shuttle and head to a commune where you can have your way with Squeaky Fromme but...
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  • Dennis Gardner
    Dennis Gardner Posts: 4,861
    edited July 2005
    but realize that Bill Clinton is in line right in front of you so you decide instead, to...............
    HT Optoma HD25 LV on 80" DIY Screen, Anthem MRX 300 Receiver, Pioneer Elite BDP 51FD Polk CS350LS, Polk SDA1C, Polk FX300, Polk RT55, Dual EBS Adire Shiva 320watt tuned to 17hz, ICs-DIY Twisted Prs, Speaker-Raymond Cable

    2 Channel Thorens TD 318 Grado ZF1, SACD/CD Marantz 8260, Soundstream/Krell DAC1, Audio Mirror PP1, Odyssey Stratos, ADS L-1290, ICs-DIY Twisted , Speaker-Raymond Cable
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited July 2005
    attend a Brady Bunch reunion show.

    After the taping of the show it suddenly dawns on you that....
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited July 2005
    Bubba Clinton had been so excited by Squeaky that he left behind some of his man-seed on your pants leg, he has a habit of doing that, so..................
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited July 2005
    you decide to get it dry cleaned, because unlike Monica, you.......
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    Upstairs 2 Channel Rig -
    Prometheus Ref. TVC passive pre, SAE A-205 Amp, Wiim pro streamer and Topping E50 DAC, California Audio Labs DX1 CD player, Von Schweikert VR3.5 speakers.

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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,728
    edited July 2005
    don't want to be tainted with the man seed of the antichrist, so you also....
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited July 2005
    ...scrub the "vien stain" vigorously with oxyclean because the commercial looked cool, but later realized that....
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited July 2005
    damn, you could have sold the pants on EPay and got some serious jack to upgrade to tubes with....****
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited July 2005
    So you put the water, with the oxyclean and man chowder on ebay and sell it to an internet casino for mucho denero and spend all the money on..
    Skynut
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    Sur FX1000
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited July 2005
    on an all Conrad "Johnson" tube rig and some Avante Garde horns
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited July 2005
    This confused Matt Polk, as he knew the Rti6 was every bit the speaker that was the Avante Garde, at far lower costs; armed with this knowledge Matt flew out of his front door....
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
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  • gregit
    gregit Posts: 284
    edited July 2005
    where he proceeded to the nearest adult novelty store..
    Greg

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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited July 2005
    and find the blow up Russman doll he saw in a newspaper advertisment.
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited July 2005
    Upon finding the "Russman Doll" Matt pondered if it was anatomically correct, or if Russman had simply been denied toys as a young child; he concluded that....
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited July 2005
    People on the polk web site have too much time on there hands.
    He decided to do something about it so he...
    Skynut
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    Sunfire Theater Grand II
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    Panamax 5510 power conditioner (for electronics)
    2 PSAudio UPC-200 power conditioners (for amps)
    Front L/R RT3000p (Bi-Wired)
    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
    Center RT2000p's (Bi-Wired) (on each side of the television)
    Sur FX1000
    SVS ultra plus 2

    www.ShadetreesMachineShop.com
    Thanks for looking
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited July 2005
    Decided to shut down the forums for a week to see if the members were loyal to Club Polk, or just killing time
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    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited July 2005
    And he began to monitor the Blose web page and noticed an increase in trafic of 18%.
    Knowing that 23.823% of statistics are made up on the spot he decided to think nothing of it and decided to...
    Skynut
    SOPA® Founder
    The system Almost there
    DVD Onkyo DV-SP802
    Sunfire Theater Grand II
    Sherbourn 7/2100
    Panamax 5510 power conditioner (for electronics)
    2 PSAudio UPC-200 power conditioners (for amps)
    Front L/R RT3000p (Bi-Wired)
    Center CS1000p (Bi-Wired) (under the television)
    Center RT2000p's (Bi-Wired) (on each side of the television)
    Sur FX1000
    SVS ultra plus 2

    www.ShadetreesMachineShop.com
    Thanks for looking
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited July 2005
    Start a line of **** sounding cube speakers and priced them ridiculously high to see if Polk's reputation was all that was needed to sell speakers of questionable quality
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • sda2mike
    sda2mike Posts: 3,131
    edited July 2005
    then he woke up from THAT bad dream....went to the fridge and cracked open a............
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,774
    edited July 2005
    bucket of...
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • sda2mike
    sda2mike Posts: 3,131
    edited July 2005
    caps! that he knew he should have used in the production version of the sda line.........not just the pre prod....he phoned his friend........
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited July 2005
    at Polk HQ and ordered a recall of all SDAs to have the tweeters and xovers upgraded for CP members free of charge
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • sda2mike
    sda2mike Posts: 3,131
    edited July 2005
    then he discovered the cure for cancer and found the.....
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,728
    edited July 2005
    body of Jimmy Hoffa lying in an underground chamber, so he...
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  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited July 2005
    called Jerry Springer to set up an interview and a showing of Hoffa's rotting corpse, which was fairly well perserved in that chamber
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    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited July 2005
    he then placed him in a Blose speaker cabinet, figuring things that have been dead for 30 years should be together, when suddenly...
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  • sda2mike
    sda2mike Posts: 3,131
    edited July 2005
    got rid of the body and studied the acoustic properties of the aforementioned chamber, THEN>.................
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