Wisk

BlueMDPicker
BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
edited April 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Dear Wisk,

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.

Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Wisk with bleach alternative and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that when the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Glad bag people...

Signed,
A Relieved Menopausal Wife
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited May 2005
    ROFLMAO!!!:D :D:D
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited May 2005
    That's funny :D

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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited May 2005
    I hope my wife does`nt see that...:(
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited May 2005
    Now Bear, the lesson you should take from this is to be a kind, caring, considerate, husband. She will love you like theres no tomorrow!

    Now if you're stupid enough to be an inconsiderate, thoughtless, unloving jerk, well then when she snaps you will deserve whatever you get!:D:p ;)

    Hormones are real fellas! They vary woman to woman but they are real. It is best to take note of your lady's cycle & adjust accordingly. :D
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by cfrizz
    It is best to take note of your lady's cycle & adjust accordingly. :D

    I learned long ago that you must have ultimate respect (if not fear) for anyone who can bleed for a week and not die. :D
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited May 2005
    God I love smart men!

    How many years have you been married Blue?


    Originally posted by BlueMDPicker
    I learned long ago that you must have ultimate respect (if not fear) for anyone who can bleed for a week and not die. :D
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited May 2005
    Round 1: 17 years

    Retired from ring: 10 years

    Comeback bout: 3 years

    :D
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited May 2005
    Congrats!:D

    I hope you manage to stay in the ring this time!:D :p;)
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by cfrizz
    I hope you manage to stay in the ring this time!:D :p;)
    pfft.....it's the "Circle of Trust" Cathy..... :p
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited May 2005
    And here I thought it was "The Circle Of Love":D

    Originally posted by brettw22
    pfft.....it's the "Circle of Trust" Cathy..... :p
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited May 2005
    EDITED (didn't really want to)......lol

    Cathy, when are you women gonna stop equating the rings with the love....tsk tsk tsk.. ;)
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited May 2005
    What me? Who me? Not me ungh unh!:D


    Originally posted by brettw22
    EDITED (didn't really want to)......lol

    Cathy, when are you women gonna stop equating the rings with the love....tsk tsk tsk.. ;)
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by cfrizz

    Hormones are real fellas! They vary woman to woman but they are real. It is best to take note of your lady's cycle & adjust accordingly. :D [/B]

    I live with three women and a female dog...
    I`d give ages but that would get me bludgened to death..!!

    Nuff said !



    *Now Bear, the lesson you should take from this is to be a kind, caring, considerate, husband. She will love you like theres no tomorrow!*

    I am nothing if not all that which you speak of..!
    For 8-14 days a month , nothing I do is.......well...

    let`s just say I lay low , and play alot of mellow music (jazz)



    :(
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    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited June 2005
    I do feel for you Bear. But take it from someone who knows & experienced it, it is worse for them.

    I doubt that you have any idea what a drain it is on the entire body from lack of a full blood supply. Add in possible pain, nausea, fatigue, & massive surges in hormones and you can have a very unhappy woman.

    You just start to feel normal & then it starts all over again. And it usually gets worse with age!

    None of this is under her control! You can end up planning your entire life around a hopefully only week long event.

    If you want better understanding feel free to PM me. I am more than happy to share this information. I feel obligated to do so for both genders since it has such a HUGE impact on one's life. It is stuff doctors never tell you about until the situation is desparate which does everyone a dis-service.



    "I am nothing if not all that which you speak of..!
    For 8-14 days a month , nothing I do is.......well...

    let`s just say I lay low , and play alot of mellow music (jazz)"
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited June 2005
    I doubt that you have any idea what a drain it is on the entire body from lack of a full blood supply. Add in possible pain, nausea, fatigue, & massive surges in hormones and you can have a very unhappy woman.
    These symptoms cannot be what nature intended for all women to endure each month.

    Here's some advice, fellas -- whenever my wife eats right, exercises, takes her vitamins and herbs (i.e., dong quai), and manages her stress, her time of the month goes pretty smoothly. That's great for me, too. If she doesn't do ALL of these things consistently, I head for the hills!!!
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited June 2005
    Originally posted by beardog03
    I live with three women and a female dog...

    Four women and a female dog here.

    When Steely Dan's "Two Against Nature" was released, Mitchell and I instantly adopted it as our theme song. ;)
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited June 2005
    Thank you Early, you just proved my point for me! What nature intended & what we got are 2 different things.

    If this isn't proof that your wife is arranging her life around a one week block of time so that you both aren't miserable I don't know what is!

    Then if her schedule gets messed up, you're heading for the hills! Well at least you have that option, she is stuck with all of it.

    I bet you never thought you would end up with all of this when you got married!:)


    Originally posted by Early B.
    These symptoms cannot be what nature intended for all women to endure each month.

    Here's some advice, fellas -- whenever my wife eats right, exercises, takes her vitamins and herbs (i.e., dong quai), and manages her stress, her time of the month goes pretty smoothly. That's great for me, too. If she doesn't do ALL of these things consistently, I head for the hills!!!
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